"My name is John Kerry, and I'm all for the little people."
"Psst... You can't call them little people anymore. They're economically challenged."
"Oh. Ahem, my fellow Americans - I'm all for the economically challenged."
Crowd says, "Huh? Is he talking to us?"
BTW..did you know that Lynn Swann is on Heinz' board?
Too much more of this kind of news and Theresa's really going to be hitting the raisins...
poor, poor tareza
"Results include charges totaling 5 cents per share relating to the sale of assets and a write-down of the company's operations in Zimbabwe"
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I haven't bought a heinz product since this noxious fool started using their money for his ambitions.
Well, if they're behind the competition they'll just have to ketchup...(collective groan)
Pretty soon Kerry and Momma-T will have to sell the Scaramouche if this keeps up!
One of the things they never mention is that ketchup sales are down because salsa is now the number one condiment (thanks George Costanza). Speedy Gonzales is loving this!
As a stockholder, this is a good thing. Looks like the market thinks so as well...already up almost 3% and near the 52-week high.
Heinz resembles the baby tomatoe in the Pulp Fiction catchup joke.
They should sell off their frozen foods line. It's an oversaturated market already.
And if you want to prevent Teresa and John Kerry from having access to the Heinz fortune, you'd need a time machine.
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