Yes, we can call it the D.I.A. - the Diaphragm Insertion Agency. The Defense Intelligenc Agency will have to rename itself.
And as for your "eeeewwwww" I must agree, but from this perspective. How in all decency can a woman, "a lawyer and a writer" publish the details of her sex life and tell people that she didn't insert her diaphragm and expect to be given any credibility and sympathy? What should she expect other than a huge "eeeewwwww" and outright derision? And then, she actually tries to put the blame on someone else! But I forget, this is a lawyer.
Thank you for the clarification!
Wow, with the *D.I.A.*, if they respond like most governmental agencies, how many days/months ahead would ya have to sign up ahead of time for the , er, 'insertion'?
There go those moments of sudden passion! lol