[WorkingClassFilth]

I love this news, but one ought to remember the old Hammer horror films...never count on the dead being truly dead. My strategy would be to shoot 'em a couple more times to see if they flinch. If nothing happens, poke them in the eye with a sharp stick and shoot 'em again for good measure.

In the case of a satanic beast, use hollow-point bullets filled with garlic and cast from silver. Drag the carcass into the noonday sun and immerse in a tank of holy water.

I am speaking metaphorically, of course.

[Mia T]

Of course. ;)