Yep - he's too stupid to carry a firearm...I guess if he was trying to put a gun in a jacket pocket and he had a pen or other object in the pocket that hit the trigger and caused the gun to fire, he would have to sue both the maker of the coat and the pen manufacturer.
Nice tag line - most people don't realize Jesus was speaking to Jews when he said it. shalom
I watched a buddy do something similar. He was moving his pistol from his front to back pocket and having a bit of trouble. I jumped 4 feet sideways when I saw he was pushing a pen around in his back pocket to make room. He says "What's wrong Mike?" I said "you just came this close to shootin' yourself in the ass."