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Mark steyn: Even turnips wouldn't help Bush
Macleans ^ | 06/07/06 | Mark Steyn

Posted on 6/7/2006, 5:22:22 PM by Pokey78

A new book says politicians need more Harry Truman 'Turnip Day' moments. It's wrong.

I love this thing about Stephen Harper being too (dread word) "presidential." Tony Blair gets accused of the same thing. It's usually over stylistic tics: "God bless Canada," in the case of Scary Stephen; the Rose Garden-type lectern Blair started using to make stand-up statements from the pavement in Downing Street.

Arthur Haberman, the big history prof at York University, says the American President has "a power and deference unknown and inappropriate to parliamentary governments." In fact, the president of the United States has far less power than a prime minister under the Westminster system. The presidency is a rejection of the excessive powers of the Crown; the prime minister is the latter-day wielder of the excessive powers of the Crown. To be sure, there are regional variations: unlike Blair, Harper can't appoint Anglican bishops. But the Labour Prime Minister was able to abolish the old House of Lords and replace it with what's more or less a Canadian Senate stuffed with his cronies. If Bill Clinton had been able to do that with his upper house, there would never have been an impeachment trial. Bush can bomb Iraq and France, but his power over Vermont or South Dakota is far more circumscribed.

So the complaints about "presidential" PMs are less constitutional than tonal: they seem a bit too full of themselves when they're getting out of the limousine. That's also a bit of a stretch (the argument, not the limo). I'm not unsympathetic to the notion that a minister of the Crown should be a dull old stick with zero charisma, but, given what we now expect from government, unassuming nonentities hardly seem the type to be attracted to the job. Watch those little vox pop moments they broadcast before an election debate, from alleged ordinary members of the public: "I really want to hear what he's going to do about health care/child care/the global environment/AIDS in Africa/racism/college tuition costs/my pension/the price of oil. . ." When critics scoff that Tony Blair has become "messianic," why wouldn't he be?

Even Americans are sniffy about Americanized politics. Joe Klein has a lovely book out called Politics Lost: How American Democracy Was Trivialized By People Who Think You're Stupid. The title makes it sound like just another of those full-length whines by Democrat losers anxious to attribute the voters' antipathy to them to various malign forces. But, in fact, Klein's book is a beautifully written meditation on politicians and authenticity. His big image is the "Turnip Day" moment -- a reference to Harry Truman's speech at the 1948 Democratic convention. Truman was widely considered to have been just minding the store since FDR died; Thomas Dewey was expected to win the election; and Truman's own party had split three ways, with Henry Wallace running as the darling of the left, and Strom Thurmond siphoning off the segregationist south on the Dixiecrat ticket. So the little haberdasher comes out and, in terrible circumstances, accepts the nomination -- without a prepared speech. Instead, he riffs about the "do-nothing Congress" and, in the course of so doing, says, "On the 26th of July, which out in Missouri we call Turnip Day, I am going to call Congress back and ask them to pass laws" to do this, that and the other.

Klein adores "Turnip Day," even though Truman actually got the date wrong (the Missouri adage runs "On the 25th of July / Sow your turnips wet or dry"). But he was improvising. The political consultant Bob Shrum says of the cracker-barrel speaking style that Truman "never sang, but goddamnit his off-keyness touched people." And that's really all Klein's looking for: an authentic Turnip Day moment. Some clue that there's someone real down in there.

Half a century later, when Bob Dole accepted the nomination at the '96 Republican convention, the newspapers were full of profiles of his speechwriter, the novelist Mark Helprin. Politics today is like the Pompidou Centre in Paris: the plumbing's all on the outside. So, in a perfect distillation of the postmodern campaign, pundits discussed how effective Helprin had been in recreating Dole as an authentic human being, by putting in lots of pseudo-Turnip moments about the senator's supposedly beloved small town in Kansas, the grain elevator and so forth. Dole lives at the Watergate Building; he's not a small-town boy, he's the ultimate Beltway insider. He has a dark sardonic wit. Hiring a professional writer to reinvent him as Mister Grain Elevator was a disaster. About the only thing he does well is mordant one-liners. Everything else he muffs: he mangles the scripted folksiness and the rest comes out in impenetrable Senatese. Dole gets a passing mention in Politics Lost when Klein accompanies him to a middle school. A young girl asks him what he plans to do about acid rain and he replies, "That bill's in markup." Inspirational.

Klein's book is full of telling anecdotes. He's an old-school Democrat and he doesn't really get the Republican party or conservatism, and his efforts at even-handedness mostly stop at a sneaky admiration for Republicans who are authentically mean. He's partial to Nixonian snarling, impressed at the way Roger Ailes (latterly the presiding genius at Fox) liked to let anti-Vietnam protesters into GOP campaign events to bait Tricky Dick because it made for better TV when Nixon took them on and demolished them. In fact, Dick emerges as remarkably unTricky: in 1968, he writes his own TV spots, memorizes them without a TelePrompTer, and in one studio session improvises an ad about a New York teachers' strike off the top of his head -- evidently to his satisfaction: as he remarks afterwards, "Yep, this hits it right on the nose. It's all about law and order, and the damn Negro-Puerto Rican groups out there."

But the reason I started thinking about Harper and Blair and "presidential" prime ministers is because, in the end, sobering laugh riot though it is, I think Klein's book is barking up the wrong tree. What does he want in a politician? He tells us pretty much on page one: he wants Robert Kennedy on the night of Martin Luther King's assassination. Kennedy spoke that evening at a park in a poor part of Indianapolis, to a black crowd who didn't yet know that King was dead. He spoke for five minutes, about King, about his brother, a quote from Aeschylus, very dignified, sincere, heartfelt. And Klein recreates the moment very vividly, as both a "sublime example of the substance and music of politics in its grandest form" and "the end of an era: the last moments before American political life was overwhelmed by marketing professionals, consultants, and pollsters."

Oh, come on. Look, it was a fine speech. But it was given by a scion of Democratic party royalty and the heir to a slain president in the wake of the murder of another iconic figure. How much general application does it have? Let's say my brother was assassinated early in his premiership and a couple of years later, just before a campaign stop in a potentially hostile part of the Gaspé, I hear another beloved Canadian -- I dunno, Don Cherry, Margaret Atwood -- has been cut down in his or her prime: I would hope to be able to rise to the occasion. But, if that's the standard, if those are the necessary preconditions, my campaign for town council is pretty much doomed. And so are 99.99 per cent of political campaigns in the Western world.

Klein's missing the point. The same media that bemoan Harper and Blair's presidentialisms are the same media congenitally unable to focus on anything but horse-race personality politics. Fleet Street is particularly grim in this respect. But it's surprising to see as shrewd an analyst as Joe Klein make a rather more elegant version of the same mistake. For all that he bemoans the blandness of consultant-controlled candidates, one would hardly say that was the abiding sin of the present crowd: Republican senators like Trent Lott can barely disguise their contempt for their own base; Democrat leaders like Nancy Pelosi recycle the kookiest talking points of left-wing nut sites; Al Gore is predicting the Apocalypse not just for earth but for the rest of the universe -- and he's never gotten better notices. The son of Klein's hero, Robert F. Kennedy Jr., has just written a piece claiming that Bush stole the 2004 election. Gruesome as all the preceding may be, inauthenticity would seem to be the least of it. If anything, it's somewhat excessive on the authentic front.

If you think politics is about great men, you're bound to be disappointed -- at least in a democracy. The present disenchantment south of the border arises in part because in Washington the alleged greatness of the "great men" has become entirely unmoored from the great questions of the day. It's like watching a sporting fixture where you can no longer tell what game they're playing. Seeming "presidential" and having a "Turnip Day" moment are fine and dandy, but at this moment a great man is only as great as his sense of the times.


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1 posted on 6/7/2006, 5:22:26 PM by Pokey78
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To: Howlin; riley1992; Miss Marple; deport; Dane; sinkspur; steve; kattracks; JohnHuang2; ...

Steyn ping!


2 posted on 6/7/2006, 5:23:54 PM by Pokey78 (‘FREE [INSERT YOUR FETID TOTALITARIAN BASKET-CASE HERE]’)
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To: Pokey78

Can you add me to the steyn ping list.

Mark Steyn rocks!!


3 posted on 6/7/2006, 5:24:47 PM by hoosierboy (I am not a gun nut, I am a firearm enthusiast)
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To: Pokey78
Arthur Haberman, the big history prof at York University, says the American President has "a power and deference unknown and inappropriate to parliamentary governments." In fact, the president of the United States has far less power than a prime minister under the Westminster system.

Haberman got it way wrong and Steyn could have more explicit in explaining why. In Parliament The Prime Minister is chosen by who wins parliament. Therefore the power of the executive and the power of the legislator are in the same party. In the U.S. the President and Congress are elected separately, so it's quite possible for the Executive and Legislative branches to be in different hands.

At this moment in time, I suppose, the President may have more power than the Canadian P.M. The President and Congress are held by the same party, while the Canadian P.M.'s party is merely a plurality, not a majority, of the Parliament. Even there, Republican Congress often feel free to publicly disagree with the President. But that's a question of a moment in time, not a question of how the system generally works.

4 posted on 6/7/2006, 5:52:06 PM by Celtjew Libertarian
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To: Pokey78
Helprin had been in recreating Dole as an authentic human being

BTW - Heprin does a hilarious parody of the Dole/Clinton election in his novel Freddy and Frederika.

5 posted on 6/7/2006, 5:52:51 PM by stop_fascism
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To: Pokey78
Arthur Haberman, the big history prof at York University, says the American President has "a power and deference unknown and inappropriate to parliamentary governments."

This Gentleman would disagree.


6 posted on 6/7/2006, 6:46:31 PM by Mike Darancette (Make them go home!!)
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To: scholar; Bullish; linear; yoda swings

Ping


7 posted on 6/7/2006, 7:14:38 PM by knighthawk (We will always remember We will always be proud We will always be prepared so we may always be free)
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To: fanfan

A ping to you - Stephen Harper is discussed here.


8 posted on 6/7/2006, 7:26:15 PM by Irish_Thatcherite (~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~| IRA supporters on FR are trolls, end of story!)
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9 posted on 6/7/2006, 7:27:21 PM by null and void (Cry hassock, and rest the dogs some more!)
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To: Celtjew Libertarian
In Parliament The Prime Minister is chosen by who wins parliament. Therefore the power of the executive and the power of the legislator are in the same party.

That is true - the legislative and executive are joined at the hip.

10 posted on 6/7/2006, 8:29:16 PM by Irish_Thatcherite (~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~| IRA supporters on FR are trolls, end of story!)
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To: Irish_Thatcherite; GMMAC; Pikamax; Former Proud Canadian; Great Dane; Alberta's Child; ...
Thanks for the ping Irish.

Canada ping!

Please FReepmail me to get on or off this ping list.

11 posted on 6/7/2006, 8:49:49 PM by fanfan (I wouldn't be so angry with them if they didn't want to kill me!)
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To: fanfan

Welcome!


12 posted on 6/7/2006, 8:53:59 PM by Irish_Thatcherite (~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~| IRA supporters on FR are trolls, end of story!)
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To: Pokey78
Mark steyn: Even turnips wouldn't help Bush>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

But turnips could help Mark Steyn. He can orally insert one and rectally insert the other.

That's it Mark. You look and sound much better now.

13 posted on 6/7/2006, 8:56:22 PM by Candor7
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To: Tax-chick
So the complaints about "presidential" PMs are less constitutional than tonal: they seem a bit too full of themselves when they're getting out of the limousine. That's also a bit of a stretch (the argument, not the limo).

Not one of his better bits for the groundlings. It's far too obvious. Still merits a chuckle, though.

14 posted on 6/7/2006, 8:59:12 PM by NCSteve
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To: NCSteve

Small chuckle. When you have to explain a joke, it didn't work.


15 posted on 6/7/2006, 9:02:43 PM by Tax-chick (I am a daughter of God, a child of the King, a holy fire burning with His love.)
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To: Candor7
But turnips could help Mark Steyn. He can orally insert one and rectally insert the other.

Your comments seem better suited for the DUmp, pal. Mark Steyn is a brilliant writer. By contrast, you apparently don't even stand on your hind legs yet.
16 posted on 6/7/2006, 9:03:50 PM by Antoninus (I don't vote for liberals -- regardless of party.)
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To: Pokey78
"God bless Canada" makes Harper seem too presidential.

This is act7ually quite laughable. In 1963 if a Prime Minister had said that, no big deal. Canadian patriotism has been dead since Trudeau took office and defined nationalism as an exercise in political maturbation, both for Rene Levesque and the rest of Canada. Then he promptly embarqued on a policy to destroy all icons of British traditional patriotism.

Now when the Prinme minister says " Gid Bless Canada " he is being "presidential." I say , give birth to a patriotic Canadian Nation thgat can say, " God Bless canada," and " God Bless the True, North Strong and Free," and even better moniker.

There is nothing wrong with a healthy movement of Canadian Patriotism, even if the cultural mosaic must thrive in spite of it.

17 posted on 6/7/2006, 9:04:12 PM by Candor7
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To: Antoninus; Candor7
'Candor 7 ' has a point; even if his outrage may be misdirected:

If one goes to Steyn's 'steynonline.com' website (linked ahead) here's the title assigned to the article in question:A TURNIP FOR THE BOOKS

However, if you then follow the link at 'steynonline' it goes directly to the Macleans site where the new one then appears.

It would appear the actual Bush-bashers are - not surprisingly! - the leftist msm hacks at Macleans and not Steyn.

While I may not be Steyn's biggest fan - as I often find him unduly & pompously verbose - I'm inclined to doubt he authored the offending title.
18 posted on 6/7/2006, 9:52:46 PM by GMMAC (Discover Canada governed by Conservatives: www.CanadianAlly.com)
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To: Antoninus
And you don't have a clue about what Canadian Patriotism is , pal.

As to hind legs, speak for yourself. Yours may be politically correct.... but hardly fit to go the distance as my pegs are, having lived in Canada and the US for 3 generations.

Trogladites always disparage opinions on their sacred icon. Steyn is no sacred icon, just a smug POS.Your hind legs are too used to genuflection.

Perhaps knee pads would improve your humor.

19 posted on 6/7/2006, 9:54:27 PM by Candor7
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To: Pokey78
Mark steyn: Even turnips wouldn't help Bush

I love Steyn but the title does not seem to go with the article.

Bush is mentioned only once in passing.

20 posted on 6/7/2006, 9:56:39 PM by Harmless Teddy Bear (The bottom 60% does 40% of the work, the top 40% does 60% of the work. Just who are the "workers"?)
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