I didn't fall off the turnip truck yesterday, and I see where this is going.
By the way, Keyes should have taken a cue from Pat Buchanan's mistake and worn a white hat.
It's all the rage, from what I can see.
I have no doubt they'll do the very same thing in 2006 and 2008.
Wrong. He should wear a light hat when it's hot and a dark hat when it's cold and crappy. To reflect ultraviolet in one case and absorb infrared in the other.