[KarlInOhio]

Nope. The whole thing is critically dependent on him - he generates tides each time he takes a plunge in water for a swim.

Not very efficient. You have to burn gasoline to raise corn, wheat, barley and rye. You then convert those to ethanol to fuel the Kennedy family and especially Fat Ted.

It would be more efficient (and safer for Massachusetts drivers) to just burn that gasoline instead of making ethanol and pouring it down Ted throat.

[GSlob]

Imagine - a dolphinarium, Ted swimming around. A trainer with a whiskey bottle appears on a platform 10-15 feet above the water. Ted flips, jumps out, grabs the bottle and splashes back in the water. The tide generates energy alright, plus all the admission tickets - children at half-price.