[OESY]

We have a solemn message for our loyal constituents:

WARNING: If you were to contact al Qaeda members to:
1. console family members,
2. warn of impending doom, or
3. receive new instructions,
you may be monitored under the NSA's surveillance program
in violation of your civil rights, as we see them.

[mass55th]

Tell me I didn't just hear McCain mention Haditha and Zarqawi's killing in the same breath? And what is that brown spot on his head? Is that the hole his brains are leaking out of?