Dude, you were squirted in the face. Suck it up. Take it like a man.
Hmm. I'm not really comfortable giving this advice to Brockback boy. What an idiot, though. I can just see John Wayne weeping all night if someone threw a tomato at him as he headed into a premiere.
OK, Tom Cruise got squirted in the face before what was it, MI2? He acted like a pansy. Ahnuld got hit viss ahn egg during a campaign stop. What did he do? He ripped off his soiled jacket, handed it to an aide, and kept on going. I really admired that.