[El Gato]

I hope these people exhaust the available supply of virgins in their eternity.

There's an infinite supply, but rumors are that the quality has degraded considerably from Mohammed's (Pork Be Upon Him) time. They used to resemble Marlow Thomas, but with more curves, now they more closely resemble Helen Thomas. Of course one of the requirement is that one *must* "service" all one's virgins on a regular basis forever.

[caisson71]

Good. The thought of Helen Thomas gives new meaning to ED.