"I have a shot at Purgatory. At least I did the last time I checked the bulletin board.
I need to get more monks praying for me."
There's no such place. "But in vain they do worship me, teaching for doctrines the commandments of men." - Matthew 15:9
This doctrine of demons was decreed by men in the year 1439. Somehow the Roman denomination managed without it for a thousand years. Amazing.