"For the limo, my brother-in-law had a friend whose family owns a funeral parlor, so we got to use the limo for free (just had to tip the driver)."
You didn't mind stretching out in back?
Hmmm.... funeral home... maybe you could have gotten a deal on only-used-once flowers, too.....
It wasn't a Hearse, just a regular stretch limo. But yes, that was the running joke...that we were gonna ride from the church to the reception in a Hearse, and they only needed to make one delivery on the way!