[the anti-liberal]

"they might kill some spotted owls or pine trees if they hit the Pacific Northwest. That would be a shame."

Or they might kill me, but then everyone dies at some point, may as well die while taking the majority of the liberal and queer movement with me... greatest good for the greatest number and all that... :^)

[ConservaTexan]

Or you could leave the left coast, and join the rest us in sensible America!