How 'bout:
Big Daddy, Little Daddy, and the spook.
Big Daddy, Jr and the spook.
"Big Daddy, Little Daddy, and the spook."
The version I heard was:
"Daddio, Laddio and the Spook"
How about:
"Eeenie, Meenie, Miney-Moe"
SHEESH -- Just when you think you have heard it all from these lib/socialist "theologians", they come out with another outrageous dictum!