[Jaysun]

I assumed you had commissioned an artisan fashion saddles to fit your countless harlots, or used rickshaws pulled by your more dull-witted servants for your coveyance.

LOL! I'm too tired for this sh*t. I'm going to crank up the coffee pot and look for a bottle of hooch.

Cheers!

[lesser_satan]

OK, it's been fun. I'll lick some absinthe off the loins of my indentured maidservant (in your honor) before I retire to the vat of chocolate pudding I normally pass out in after a long day's drunken debauchery.