"Ok, fine then. I would like Rabbit to be banned, because frankly his bad attitude offends me. And while we're at it, can we just dump Christopher Robin? I don't like his shoes. Thank you."
And I'm offended that you failed to include Eeyore. He is clearly a Democrat.
"Good morning, Eeyore," said Pooh.
"Good morning, Pooh Bear," said Eeyore gloomily. "If it is a good morning, which I doubt," said he.
"Why, what's the matter?"
"Nothing, Pooh Bear, nothing. We can't all, and some of us don't. That's all there is to it."
"Can't all what?" said Pooh, rubbing his nose.
"Gaiety. Song-and-dance. Here we go round the mulberry bush."
Well, I'm offended that you can't see that Eeyore is suffering from chronic depression and can't afford to get professional help.
Universal health care would have solved that. ; ).
Ever see "Apocalypse Pooh"?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rj_YPJvia8A&search=Apocalypse%20pooh