[jrushing]

My Mother Goose always taught me, 'If wishes were horses, beggars would ride'.

Oh & Mamma told me,

"If frogs had wings, they wouldn't bump their butt."

Also,
"People in hell want Ice water."

[hotshu]

Down in southern LA, we use to say that if "If" was a skiff, we wouldn't have to pole down the bayou.