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Helicopter Rescues Man Chased By Cows
The Telegraph (UK) ^
| 6-23-2006
Posted on 06/23/2006 4:58:43 PM PDT by blam
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I think it's funny.
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posted on
06/23/2006 4:58:44 PM PDT
by
blam
To: blam
Talk about yer mad cows....... :o
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posted on
06/23/2006 5:00:58 PM PDT
by
BossLady
To: blam
Sounds like whatever the dog was crossed with wasn't much of a herding dog . . .
Nine times out of ten, a cow will sheer off if you stand your ground (notice I'm not talking about bulls, now.) I have had to hit them on the nose with a bucket before, but not very often. I don't like Holsteins, they're mean, but Jerseys are sweet and I've never even had to speak harshly to a Jersey.
Notice that the news story is remarkably deficient on what breed of cow, how many, etc. Or maybe they left before the police showed up, and the silly man didn't know what they were.
He sounds like a wuss. . . . and so does his dog.
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posted on
06/23/2006 5:01:42 PM PDT
by
AnAmericanMother
((Ministrix of Ye Chase, TTGC Ladies' Auxiliary (recess appointment)))
To: blam
The police in the helicopter spotted man and dog at 9.26pm waist deep in mud and clinging to a tree. Lucky for him it was the longest day of the year....
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posted on
06/23/2006 5:02:33 PM PDT
by
r9etb
To: blam
A herd of cows will often go towards people if the owners feed them every so often.
The cows might be looking for a handout not charging the man and his dog.
It would be funny seeing a man panic.
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posted on
06/23/2006 5:02:45 PM PDT
by
HuntsvilleTxVeteran
("Remember the Alamo, Goliad and WACO, It is Time for a new San Jacinto")
To: AnAmericanMother
idiot.... cows smarter than this cluck
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posted on
06/23/2006 5:03:02 PM PDT
by
pointsal
(Q)
To: blam
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posted on
06/23/2006 5:04:49 PM PDT
by
firewalk
To: pointsal
"Hey there! Ya got any salt in your pocket? How 'bout some corn? Hey . . . why are you running away?"
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posted on
06/23/2006 5:05:45 PM PDT
by
AnAmericanMother
((Ministrix of Ye Chase, TTGC Ladies' Auxiliary (recess appointment)))
To: blam
When did Jimmy carter go to Great Brittan?
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posted on
06/23/2006 5:06:03 PM PDT
by
MAexile
(Bats left, votes right)
To: HuntsvilleTxVeteran
The cows might be looking for a handout not charging the man and his dog. That's almost certainly the case. I've never heard of cows going after a human before.
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posted on
06/23/2006 5:06:53 PM PDT
by
tomzz
To: blam; aculeus; dighton; martin_fierro; DainBramage
"It was getting deeper and deeper..." I'll say. Translation: he refused to ask for directions.
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posted on
06/23/2006 5:07:21 PM PDT
by
Thinkin' Gal
(As it was in the days of NO...)
To: blam
Maybe he was wearing a MacDonalds T-Shirt.
To: blam
Moo, moo, moo, dirka dirka muhammad jihad!
To: blam
Sigh, another terrorist attack by the cow-ardly moo-jhadin.
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posted on
06/23/2006 5:08:56 PM PDT
by
Dumpster Baby
("Hope somebody finds me before the rats do .....")
To: AnAmericanMother; Thinkin' Gal
(notice I'm not talking about bulls, now.)Blade: The rodeo clown is the most DANGEROUS job, cause he gets CLOSEST to the BULL. He gets the BEST of the BULL! HOOK to the left! HOOK to the right! And if the bull riders in trouble, hes gotta protect him, even if it means gettin his ribs pulled out, or bein freight-trained...Harry Monroe: Freight-trained?!
Blade: Run over, just like a freight train, only with a bull, its worse, cause a freight train dont BACK UP and FINISH the JOB.
Stir Crazy.
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posted on
06/23/2006 5:10:53 PM PDT
by
dighton
To: AnAmericanMother
Lucky for this wuss they weren't range longhorns. Range longhorns would have shishkobobed him and his dog in a matter of minutes.
To: blam; Eaker; humblegunner; Squantos; sweetliberty; Lakeshark; grannie9; null and void; Darlin'; ...
It is a bovine conspiracy.
It isn't my fault.
Nor is it my coffee's fault.
Humor ping.
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posted on
06/23/2006 5:11:46 PM PDT
by
Darksheare
(This is a test of the emergency tagline system. Had there been an emergency, you would have heard...)
To: AnAmericanMother
My grandmother used to have a gentle cow named Flossie.
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posted on
06/23/2006 5:14:28 PM PDT
by
blam
To: AnAmericanMother
...but Jerseys are sweet ... Are you sure?
People are saying that Ann Coulter was mean to some Jersey cows.
To: blam
Someone should have brought in Jack, the ferocious New Jersey cat who chased a bear up a tree not long ago.
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posted on
06/23/2006 5:15:35 PM PDT
by
Clintonfatigued
(Illegal aliens commit crimes that Americans won't commit)
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