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Helicopter Rescues Man Chased By Cows
The Telegraph (UK) ^
| 6-23-2006
Posted on 06/23/2006 4:58:43 PM PDT by blam
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To: Darksheare; blam; Eaker; humblegunner; Squantos; sweetliberty; Lakeshark; grannie9; ...
GOT IT COVERED.
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posted on
06/23/2006 5:15:38 PM PDT
by
Lady Jag
(You can complain because roses have thorns, or you can rejoice because thorns have roses.)
To: vetvetdoug
Fortunately they are thin on the ground in Scotland.
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posted on
06/23/2006 5:17:07 PM PDT
by
AnAmericanMother
((Ministrix of Ye Chase, TTGC Ladies' Auxiliary (recess appointment)))
To: blam
To: SAMWolf; snippy_about_it
Cows, acting like they have guns.
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posted on
06/23/2006 5:18:03 PM PDT
by
Darksheare
(This is a test of the emergency tagline system. Had there been an emergency, you would have heard...)
To: tomzz
Cows, or the lead cow at least, will sometime follow someone mistakenly hoping to be milked. Don't ever run because the farmer will be very unhappy if the cows running ruins the milk. Lesson learned in college.
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posted on
06/23/2006 5:18:39 PM PDT
by
ncountylee
(Dead terrorists smell like victory)
To: Calvin Locke
The Jersey cows have registered a protest, they object to being associated with harpies.
Jersey Cow
Jersey Girl
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posted on
06/23/2006 5:20:17 PM PDT
by
AnAmericanMother
((Ministrix of Ye Chase, TTGC Ladies' Auxiliary (recess appointment)))
To: AnAmericanMother
He sounds like a wuss. . . . and so does his dog.Angus cows are reasonable, if you tell them not to eat that [insert name of anything you wouldn't possible think they'd mistake for edible here ] they will eventually stop when they think you're serious.* But I've had a Hereford Bull run at me. I was a wuss! He thought I had goodies in a paint bucket, so I gave him the bucket, then he was pissed the I must've taken the goodies for myself!!
No reasoning with him!
*I'm confident they never make a connection between throwing a fit and what they are doing. They just think, "Here I am chewing on this garden hose dessert I managed to snag through the fence, but hey! That guy over there is really loud and waving arms! Well, better not stay here. I'll take my new hose-treat with me.
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posted on
06/23/2006 5:20:19 PM PDT
by
sam_paine
(X .................................)
To: Brad's Gramma
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posted on
06/23/2006 5:20:59 PM PDT
by
Mo1
(http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ePb6H-j51xE&search=Democrats)
To: blam
"Hay! You wanna' piece of me??!!"
To: AnAmericanMother
"Hey there! Ya got any salt in your pocket? How 'bout some corn? Hey . . . why are you running away?"
LOL, that's VERY cute!
LBT
-=-=-
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posted on
06/23/2006 5:21:37 PM PDT
by
LiberalBassTurds
(There's nothing more pitiful than a retarded philosopher.)
To: blam
Finally, a good reason for carrying a cell phone!
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posted on
06/23/2006 5:21:40 PM PDT
by
jonsie
To: blam
LOL... unholy cow... cow jihad!
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posted on
06/23/2006 5:22:17 PM PDT
by
ChristianDefender
(There is no such thing as Moderate Islam...)
To: blam
To: blam
Were any of 'em driving tractors? And were any of 'em smoking? Cause thems the worst...
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posted on
06/23/2006 5:22:35 PM PDT
by
raygun
To: sam_paine
I worked one summer on a dairy farm, then another summer on a cattle ranch. And you're right, those Angus will eat ANYthing. My method was to walk right up to them and snatch it away before they knew what I was about.
The Holsteins generally were crankier than the Aberdeen-Angus, but they were also very cowardly. The owner's little daughter was afraid of them until I showed her how to give them the eye and say "BOO!" They part like the Red Sea and you just stroll on through.
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posted on
06/23/2006 5:23:13 PM PDT
by
AnAmericanMother
((Ministrix of Ye Chase, TTGC Ladies' Auxiliary (recess appointment)))
To: Darksheare
I think it is......(your fault)
To: Lady Jag
LOL, that's kinda... menacing.
;-)
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posted on
06/23/2006 5:24:39 PM PDT
by
Darksheare
(This is a test of the emergency tagline system. Had there been an emergency, you would have heard...)
To: EsmeraldaA
I missed the "controlling rampaging bovine" class in evil school.
Honest.
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posted on
06/23/2006 5:26:39 PM PDT
by
Darksheare
(This is a test of the emergency tagline system. Had there been an emergency, you would have heard...)
To: Darksheare
As if you needed classes.........HA!
To: tomzz
That's almost certainly the case. I've never heard of cows going after a human before. Cow do not like dogs, especially if they have calves with them, at least in open range around here where there are coyotes.
If one starts bellowing the others will come from quite a distance and surround you. They are very aggressive and they aren't looking for food.
One cow I can handle. Fifteen or twenty can be very intimidating. That's a lot of beef
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