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To: PJ-Comix; franksolich; Charles Henrickson; Lazamataz

Heart-wrenching poetry ping!

BTW, wonder if I.C. Howe is a woman. Woman + bad poetry = the prized "poetess" designation.


31 posted on 06/26/2006 5:48:48 AM PDT by Xenalyte (The wages of sin are death, but after taxes are taken out it's just sort of a tired feeling.)
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To: Xenalyte
"Woman + bad poetry = the prized "poetess" designation."

Hark! I floating back to the Klintoon Days....I hear you Maya........LOL....

80 posted on 06/26/2006 5:53:03 AM PDT by litehaus
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To: Xenalyte; PJ-Comix; franksolich; Charles Henrickson; phoenixrising47

I bitch because I'm rich.

I'm don't have enough stuff. My car isn't showy enough. Sometimes the women ignore me. Luckily I'm getting a new one soon.

I'm in the United States. I have this really cool 80" highdef plasma TV. I leave in on all night, just cuz I can. I'm bitch because I'm rich.

Mama's in a nursing home. It's kinda expensive, but they treat her so nice. She goes on cultural trips at least once a week. I bitch becase I'm rich.

Sometimes, when I look at my portfolio of assets, I get upset because I could have made a lot more money by making better decisions. I'm crying 'cause I'm not richer.

Oh, damn! I wish I had a bigger house! It's nice, but it's not enough! I didn't have to live like this! That darned Bush!

I'm gloating at everyone. I have so much, and they are so poor. Get a job, you lazy slugs!

Now it's my turn. I want to take a trip to China in a week. I'd like to stay for six months, but I can only afford two. I bitch because I'm rich.

I wish other people would do what I want. I like to control their tiny little lives by buying them. I just feel I don't control enough.

I bitch because I'm rich.

by Yusuk Ass


239 posted on 06/26/2006 7:50:47 AM PDT by Lazamataz (I hate asshat Islamics with Scuds in their Volkswagen Minivans.)
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To: Xenalyte

Maya con Dios?


295 posted on 06/26/2006 11:19:36 AM PDT by Old Professer (The critic writes with rapier pen, dips it twice, and writes again.)
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