I guess that depends on how well you look in a tutu, big guy. ;-P
I've decided before I ever run for office, I'm going to get my surname legally changed to "Aqui". That way, the state will do my campaigning for me with "Vote Aqui Here" signs at every polling place.
I'd want Strayhorn to have to have all her married names on the ballot but then it would probably have to spill over onto the next line.
My wife tells me I have great legs....