I'm pretty convinced about evolution. After all, we're seeing lots of species mutate these days due to intense environmental pressure. For example, squirrels now mate three weeks early because of global warming. That proves they've become a new species. There is also a North American field mouse who, if it lives in the eastern half of the US, won't mate with the ones in the western half of the US. There you go. More new species, just like Darwin predicted. I guess the fruit fly mutants count, even though it's not really natural selection because Man is the one sorting them out. But it's close enough, isn't it? Only a moron wouldn't believe those proofs, right?
Perhaps, if you restricted your arguments to reality rather than absurd strawmen, you would carry more credibility.