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We might have an opening, if it can be taught to munch on trolls only.
A cat outside its owners house, not on a leash and not inside a fence should be treated as a stray, just as a stray dog would. If a cat attacked me, I'd treat it as I would a dog that attacked me. It wouldn't get the chance to be put under "house arrest".
My little tomcat, Dinky MacDougal, has been an indoor cat, seeing very few humans but me, for about 6 years. If anyone other than my grandson shows up, Dinky attacks.
He will stand between my feet and threaten the UPS driver with all kinds of mayhem.
I hope I outlive him, no one else could live with him.
Is he a mean critter, or just defending his space, the best that he can?
I say we draft Lewis and Jack the Cat (the one who treed the bear) for president and veep. They've got more guts than anyone currently running.