That's one good thing about dictators, I mean, well, yeah, sure, millions die, but the comedy is just excellent.
Chinese Train Engineers: Here's food and fuel
N.Korea Soldiers: Thanks!!
Chinese Train Engineers: All right, once you guys get the stuff off we'll be on our way.
N.Korea: Yeah, it looks like you guys have a long walk ahead of you. Better get started now.
Chinese Train Engineers: WTF? We're taking the train.
N.Korea: No the train is part of the aid package.
Chinese Train Engineers: No it's not!
N. Korea: Remember what Mao said about power and the gun? Look here.
Chinese Train Engineers: Oh, man, this sucks, The boss is going to kill me.
If you have ever worked for a boss from China (and I have), you know the conversation:
Boss: WHERE TRAIN?
Me: THEY KEEP TRAIN!!
Boss: THEY NO KEEP TRAIN!! YOU GET TRAIN!!
Me: THEY HAVE GUN!
Boss: TAKE STICK, WAVE AROUND, GET TRAIN!! NO COME BACK NO TRAIN!!!!
I used to work for a Chinese woman. She spoke good English but when she got mad, she spoke like this.
hahaha