You do seem inordinately interested in my posterior. This is the second time you've inquired about that orifice of mine.
Just for the record, it's a one way passage and while I'm exremely flattered by your attention to it I just don't go that way.
Now please find someone elses backside to moon over. It's getting to be more than just a little creepy.
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I'm simply responding to the part of your anatomy doing the talking.