You could have fooled me.
Maybe 'Fake But Accurate' won't taste quite as bad when it's something you really, really want to swallow.
I'm bookmarking that remark; when this is confirmed (even though you'll never believe the proof), I'm going to call you back here to take back every word you've said on this thread.
You need to go to bed.
I do believe you mean 'if'.
I guess it's lucky for those college kids you're mighty fickle about which reporters you believe and which ones you don't.
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