Blather all you want.
How did the animals make it home?
What did the eat?
How did they get to the ark?
If there were 2 of every species, they would all be inbred by now and extinct.
How did Noah build a ship out of wood that was big enough to support all the animals yet not crack under its own weight?
What about the dinosaurs?
Insects?
What did the animals eat upon landing when the earth was ravaged?
I assume all the humans on the ark were white, how come we have so many races today?
When did this happen?
Where are the fossils of the animals at the landing spot (many animals only live a few months, so there must have been lots of dead generations, all inbred, around the landing site)
What did the koala eat? They only eat euacaplyptus leaves, did Noah send his sons out to australia to get a few thousand pounds of leaves that somehow didn't rot and put them on the ark?
I am asking you specific pointed questions for a reason, because you can't answer them without making up a fable. The only way you can answer these questions is to make stuff up and make assumptions and spout myths and miracles and outright BS.
If you want to believe in a world that is so simplistic that it was explained in its entirety 2000 years ago by men that lived in stone huts and crapped in the bushes, fine, you go ahead and use that as your science text.
The rest of the the world will move on, we won't miss you.
Man...I thought anti-religious bigotry was something exclusive to the left.
Here's the answer to your questions...
There is no answer you would accept...ever...
For you there is no god....it's all BS...it's a bunch of fables...
Fine...dont let me disuade you from that "belief"...
I offered up several valid scientific possibilities to explain how such an event could take place...while you are hung up on literal interpretations...
I also cant explain how jesus walked on water...arose from the dead..or healed the sick....or how moses parted the red sea...
A funny thing keeps happening when people come up with theories that stories from the Bible are really just unrealistic fables. Researchers prove them wrong.
http://ucsdnews.ucsd.edu/newsrel/soc/EDOM.asp
This is a Conservative web site "Liberalartian".
You, too, suffer from biblical illiteracy, instead choosing to rely on something you heard in a children's song or a TV sitcom. Perhaps you should read Scripture a bit more thoroughly before you ridicule it.
Your being wrong about how many of each "kind" of animal Noah had in the ark tells me that you very well may be wrong about what you believe Scripture says about other things. Wouldn't it be prudent of you to study this book before forming negative a priori opinions of it?
Try reading www.creationscience.com if you truly want scientific explanations for how a worldwide flood was possible. Dr. Walt Brown PhD has some simply amazing conjectures on how all of this came to be. Incidentally, although a christian he started out believing in a billions of years evolutionary model before most of the pieces of the puzzle began to fall into place.
Center for Scientific Creation - In the Beginning: Compelling Evidence for Creation and the Flood
http://www.creationscience.com/onlinebook/IntheBeginningTOC.html
Also I have a few other links if you'll click on my profile - but sadly you'll probably will want to disregard all of this evidence too...