I bought a grilled cheese sandwich with a picture of The Virgin Mary on it on ebay.
Ah'm a goin to heven, fur sure.
Lucky!
I found reason and intellect during 12 years of Catholic education, we learned about evolution and that much of the bible is just stories, written to teach ignorant people, and that it is impossible to take it literally.
I also learned that if you out yourself as a Catholic here, people think you are going to hell and all that rubbish.
So, have a beer! Catholics are allowed to drink and have fun.
"I bought a grilled cheese sandwich with a picture of The Virgin Mary on it on ebay.
Ah'm a goin to heven, fur sure."
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No you're not.