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To: Central Scrutiniser
I am assuming that the humans on the ark were white, black, asian, polynesian, hispanic, mongolian, mestizo, nunavut, melanesian, etc.... Because they sired the entire planet.,

That Noah was a very progressive thinker, having a family like that. I wish people like Bob Jones would read their Bible more, maybe they'd follow in his footsteps.

Oh, and don't mention the "E" word!

Hey you're right--Elvis must have been on the ark, too!

Still waiting to hear how the sloth and koala made it home and all the snakes, etc. LOL

They rode home on the backs of friendly dinosaurs.

They all--ALL of them--had that "special homing beacon sense" someone mentioned on the thread. And they somehow all found exactly the nutritional requirements they needed on the way, somehow.

92 posted on 07/08/2006 1:11:18 AM PDT by Darkwolf377
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To: Darkwolf377

And, of course, magically, the rain forests grew back hundreds of feet tall to accommodate all the animals that somehow swam all the way back to the amazon, wasn't that peachy!

And none of the species got messed up and went extinct because of the inherent problems of inbreeding that occurs from trying to build an entire population from just two examples of a species.

Evidently, to prove the Ark story, you have to make up a few million lies and gueses and assumptions and outright fantasies.


113 posted on 07/08/2006 1:37:55 AM PDT by Central Scrutiniser ("You can't really dust for vomit.")
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