Variation and selection describes life.
Dealt with. Variation and selection are the classic Darwinian mechanism of evolution. Evolution, not life. Life is about good books, old Three Stooges shorts, your first big zit, a smile from a pretty girl, a flat tire when you're in a hurry, a well-made cup of coffee, and six other things I'm keeping secret for now. Your attempted substitution fails.
Who do you fool with this kind of argument? Are you going to sway someone with enough brains to be an asset to antievolutionism? What would an asset to a nay-saying antiscience Luddite movement be, anyway?
"Life is about good books, old Three Stooges shorts, your first big zit, a smile from a pretty girl, a flat tire when you're in a hurry, a well-made cup of coffee, and six other things I'm keeping secret for now." Well that does it! You have no right to direct 'conclusions from data' by omitting data. If you don't reveal the six others, I shall be forced to present my own list. Oh, wait ... my second wife took most of those in the divorce. Never mind ...