[aruanan]

On top of that, if I'm not mistaken, French is Brazil's official language!!! No wonder!!!

I think the only (sorta) French-speaking (sorta) countries in the Americas are Haiti and French Guyana. Brazil speaks Portuguese, which is more voluptuous than the bony, clicky Spanish, but considerably more structured sounding than the gooey, jellyfish that is French.

[aruanan]

Okay, there's Martinique and Guadaloupe.