[Stoat]

Is this going to be like the local emergency systems which are meant for major emergencies but seem to interrupt radio and TV programs every time there's a heavy rain or a child goes missing for five minutes?
 

This is going to be even better, because every time they test it or use it for a missing puppy alert it will also crash the entire cellphone network for at least three days  :-)

[BurbankKarl]

That and people will all get in their cars and crash into each other.

bad idea.