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Woman Calls 911 to Ask 'Cutie Pie' Cop to Come to Her Home
Fox News ^ | Friday, July 14, 2006 | AP

Posted on 07/14/2006 6:33:56 AM PDT by Military family member

ALOHA, Ore. — A woman who called 911 to get "the cutest cop I've seen" sent back to her home got a date all right — a court date.

The same sheriff's deputy arrested her on charges of misuse of the emergency dispatch system.

Washington County Sheriff's Sgt. David Thompson told KGW-TV of Portland it all started with a noise complaint called in last month by neighbors of Lorna Jeanne Dudash. The deputy sent to check on the complaint knocked on her door, then left.

Click here to read the KGW-TV story.

Thompson said Dudash then called 911, asking that the "cutie pie" deputy return.

"He's the cutest cop I've seen in a long time. I just want to know his name," Dudash told the dispatcher. "Heck, it doesn't come very often a good man comes to your doorstep."

After listening to some more, followed by a bit of silence, the dispatcher asked again why Dudash needed the deputy to return.

"Honey, I'm just going to be honest with you, OK? I just thought he was cute. I'm 45 years old and I'd just like to meet him again, but I don't know how to go about doing that without calling 911," she said.

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1 posted on 07/14/2006 6:33:58 AM PDT by Military family member
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To: Military family member
Never date an on duty cop. Your next date might be in court.

(The Palestinian terrorist regime is the crisis and Israel's fist is the answer.)

2 posted on 07/14/2006 6:36:06 AM PDT by goldstategop (In Memory Of A Dearly Beloved Friend Who Lives On In My Heart Forever)
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To: Military family member

LMAO!!!

If I was the cop I'd be flattered!


3 posted on 07/14/2006 6:36:17 AM PDT by Halls (One Proud Texas Momma!!)
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To: Military family member
"Honey, I'm just going to be honest with you, OK? I just thought he was cute. I'm 45 years old and I'd just like to meet him again, but I don't know how to go about doing that without calling 911," she said.

LOL! We should come up with something along the lines of the darwin award for people like this - maybe the Keanu Reeves award?
4 posted on 07/14/2006 6:36:32 AM PDT by reagan_fanatic (Man was made in the image of God, not pond scum)
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To: Military family member

She should get jail time for that.


5 posted on 07/14/2006 6:39:08 AM PDT by wideawake ("The nation which forgets its defenders will itself be forgotten." - Calvin Coolidge)
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To: Military family member

Cop groupies, who knew?


6 posted on 07/14/2006 6:39:23 AM PDT by cripplecreek (I'm trying to think but nothing happens)
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To: Halls

The cop in question returned to her home and arrested her.


7 posted on 07/14/2006 6:40:26 AM PDT by wideawake ("The nation which forgets its defenders will itself be forgotten." - Calvin Coolidge)
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This is the kind of hard hitting journalism that Fox is despiring to these days. If she's a blonde, white woman she'll get face time on The Greta Show.


8 posted on 07/14/2006 6:41:56 AM PDT by InvisibleChurch (No.... wire .... hangers!)
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To: Military family member

I know a (former) female cop who pulled a guy over so she could ask him out. They're married now.


9 posted on 07/14/2006 6:42:29 AM PDT by SlowBoat407 (What is our exit strategy in the war on poverty?)
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To: wideawake
The cop in question returned to her home and arrested her.

Apparently she liked the handcuffs and all until she realized it wasn't a game.
10 posted on 07/14/2006 6:44:01 AM PDT by Cyclopean Squid (Being That Guy so you don't have to.)
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To: Military family member

Oh, good grief. The woman said it wasn't an emergency yet the cops got all hyper. The dispatcher could just as easily transfered the call to a non-emergency number if there had been other emergency lines lighting up so obviously there weren't other emergencies being called in at the time. There has been times I've had to call the emergency line when there wasn't a dire emergency because there's no other number at certain hours/days (of course explaining just as she did that there wasn't an emergency). If I were the judge, I'd want an explaination from Cutie-Pie how he justifies taking himself off the streets to go out to her house, arresting her, filing paperwork, and then wasting the court's time. I also imagine her being 45 rather than a sizzling hot 18 year old in a thong had a lot to do with his decision to arrest her.


11 posted on 07/14/2006 6:47:18 AM PDT by mtbopfuyn (I think the border is kind of an artificial barrier - San Antonio councilwoman Patti Radle)
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To: Military family member

Talk about making a mountain out of a molehill.

Why arrest this woman? Why not just tell her over the phone that she isnt allowed to call 911 for such thing and then go tease hell out of the cop? I mean I wouldnt think Aloha Oregon had such a busy 911 line that she presented any danger to anyone.


12 posted on 07/14/2006 6:48:09 AM PDT by sgtbono2002 (The fourth estate is a fifth column.)
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To: InvisibleChurch

AP actually. Fox probably ran with it to fill in time.


13 posted on 07/14/2006 6:48:33 AM PDT by Military family member (GO Colts!!)
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To: Military family member

This is a video of her.....

http://blogidaho.biz/blondestar.wmv


14 posted on 07/14/2006 6:49:10 AM PDT by Screamname (President Ronald Reagan has a polyp removed from his colon on this day....Jul 14 1985)
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To: Military family member

How much you want to bet if he thought she was 'cute', he wouldn't have arrested her.


15 posted on 07/14/2006 6:52:50 AM PDT by sandbar
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To: wideawake

LOL, i bet she enjoyed that!


16 posted on 07/14/2006 6:52:56 AM PDT by Halls (One Proud Texas Momma!!)
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To: Screamname

ROLF


17 posted on 07/14/2006 6:53:02 AM PDT by Military family member (GO Colts!!)
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To: Military family member
Oh my God, she`s not blonde! Impossible!

http://www.kgw.com/news-local/stories/kgw_071306_news_desperate_911_call.c18f792.html

18 posted on 07/14/2006 6:53:12 AM PDT by Screamname (President Ronald Reagan has a polyp removed from his colon on this day....Jul 14 1985)
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To: Military family member

OK. Thanks.


19 posted on 07/14/2006 6:53:52 AM PDT by InvisibleChurch (No.... wire .... hangers!)
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To: Military family member

I busted a gut first time I saw that.."Oh my God... Oh my God, the keys are in the ignition!" LOL!


20 posted on 07/14/2006 6:54:29 AM PDT by Screamname (President Ronald Reagan has a polyp removed from his colon on this day....Jul 14 1985)
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To: Halls

they got it wrong... ask geo strait

he"s the fireman @ 911

they call him the fireman, thats his name
making his rounds all over town putting out old flame


21 posted on 07/14/2006 6:55:16 AM PDT by himno hero
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To: Halls

Tell me about it..I`m 43 and not once in my entire life has a woman EVER asked me out or even made a pass at me, but on the other hand I`m one butt ugly bastard.


22 posted on 07/14/2006 6:56:51 AM PDT by Screamname (President Ronald Reagan has a polyp removed from his colon on this day....Jul 14 1985)
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To: Screamname

Is that a tatoo on her neck?


23 posted on 07/14/2006 6:57:40 AM PDT by Military family member (GO Colts!!)
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To: wideawake
The cop in question returned to her home and arrested her.

LOL! His securing her in hand cuffs would probably drive her over the top. At least she would have his name on the arresting officer paper work though.

24 posted on 07/14/2006 6:57:43 AM PDT by GOP Poet
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To: Screamname

well, how sad. No reason to put yourself down like that, k! There is someone for everyone out there!


25 posted on 07/14/2006 6:58:43 AM PDT by Halls (One Proud Texas Momma!!)
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To: sgtbono2002

I agree. They should have given her a warning and arrested her if it ever happened again. It's like she is being arrested for stupidity.


26 posted on 07/14/2006 7:03:10 AM PDT by bkepley
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To: Military family member

She got what she wanted. Him placing her in cuff's. Except the next stop wasn't the bedroom, it's the courtroom. :<


27 posted on 07/14/2006 7:05:06 AM PDT by sjm_888
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To: Halls

A dated a blind woman once so I guess you are right ha ha! Really, I am not kidding. Well she wasn`t totally blind, she could see but only if she wore these long telescope glasses.


28 posted on 07/14/2006 7:05:49 AM PDT by Screamname (President Ronald Reagan has a polyp removed from his colon on this day....Jul 14 1985)
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To: Screamname

That's a man, man!


29 posted on 07/14/2006 7:06:58 AM PDT by Mathews (Ambition, absent a moral compass, is naked destruction.)
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To: Mathews

"That's a man, man!"

There's yer trouble, a combination man-jaw and rectangle head. No wonder s/he can't get a date.


30 posted on 07/14/2006 7:17:21 AM PDT by BadAndy ("Loud mouth internet Rambo")
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To: Military family member

From Ace Ventura, Pet Detective: I'll call you, your number is still 911?


31 posted on 07/14/2006 7:59:33 AM PDT by sportutegrl (A person is a person, no matter how small. (Dr. Seuss))
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To: BadAndy

You guys are harsh! Mug shots aren't known for being overly flattering. I don't think she's bad looking at all, and arresting her for something this silly is just plain mean. Fer cryin' out loud, nobody has any sense of humor anymore about ANYTHING.


32 posted on 07/14/2006 8:10:33 AM PDT by mjrsgrlnMD
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To: Millee

Dangit woman....no more drunk dialing!


33 posted on 07/14/2006 8:18:08 AM PDT by Feiny (Now go bang your heads on your desks until something useful comes out!)
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To: feinswinesuksass
But...but...he was sooooooo dreamy.....


34 posted on 07/14/2006 8:27:47 AM PDT by Millee (Tagline misplaced)
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To: Screamname

LOL! That is hysterical. :)


35 posted on 07/14/2006 8:30:15 AM PDT by proud American in Canada (Come on, Gary, act! (I finally saw Team America and am still laughing))
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To: Military family member

Interesting. And in austin, TX a Dem operative restaurant owner calls 911 because one of President Bush's daughters is having a beer 0 and he gets off the hook? Hmmm, justice is a lot fairer if you're a leftist in a loser leftist community.


36 posted on 07/14/2006 8:41:00 AM PDT by mallardx
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To: mjrsgrlnMD

"You guys are harsh! Mug shots aren't known for being overly flattering."

My tag line used to be "Specializing in unnecessarily harsh comments".


37 posted on 07/14/2006 8:53:43 AM PDT by BadAndy ("Loud mouth internet Rambo")
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To: Military family member

The cop is a humorless hump.


38 posted on 07/14/2006 9:08:20 AM PDT by dead (I've got my eye out for Mullah Omar.)
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To: SlowBoat407

Hehe...I can see where that tactic MIGHT work for a FEMALE cop...

GOOD LOOKING FEMALE COP SCENARIO:
"Huh? Go out with you, have dinner and possibly sex with you, or...get a ticket for speeding? Do you still keep your uniform on and use the cuffs...?"

HOMELY FEMALE COP SCENARIO:
"Huh? Go out with you, have dinner and possibly sex with you, or...get a ticket for speeding? Ummm...I'm flattered, but...no thanks. I'll take the ticket."


39 posted on 07/14/2006 9:12:18 AM PDT by rlmorel (Islamofacism: It is all fun and games until someone puts an eye out. Or chops off a head.)
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To: Screamname

I'd hit it.


40 posted on 07/14/2006 9:14:52 AM PDT by CholeraJoe ("I don't know why I have a conscience. All it does is f*ck with me." Korn)
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To: cripplecreek
Cop groupies, who knew?

You must not be female. There are cop groupies and firefighter (sigh) groupies. Must be the man in uniform thing...

41 posted on 07/14/2006 9:15:26 AM PDT by radiohead (Hey Kerry, I'm still here; still hating your lying, stinking, guts you coward.)
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To: rlmorel

I forgot:

HOMELY FEMALE COP SCENARIO 2:
"Huh? Go out with you, have dinner and possibly sex with you, or...get a ticket for speeding? Ummm...how much will the ticket be?"

HOMELY FEMALE COP SCENARIO 3:
"Huh? Go out with you, have dinner and possibly sex with you, or...get a ticket for speeding? Well, heck now, darlin...that ain't much of a choice now, is it? Your place or mine?" (Male driver adjusts hair in pickup truck rearview mirror...)


42 posted on 07/14/2006 9:16:40 AM PDT by rlmorel (Islamofacism: It is all fun and games until someone puts an eye out. Or chops off a head.)
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To: rlmorel

Oh...and:

GOOD LOOKING FEMALE COP SCENARIO 2:
"Huh? Go out with you, have dinner and possibly sex with you, or...get a ticket for speeding? This is a trick, right? This is one of those hidden camera shows...right?"

GOOD LOOKING FEMALE COP SCENARIO 3:
"Huh? Go out with you, have dinner and possibly sex with you, or...get a ticket for speeding? Did my wife put you up to this?"

GOOD LOOKING FEMALE COP SCENARIO 4:
"Huh? Go out with you, have dinner and possibly sex with you, or...get a ticket for speeding? Me?"


43 posted on 07/14/2006 9:19:26 AM PDT by rlmorel (Islamofacism: It is all fun and games until someone puts an eye out. Or chops off a head.)
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To: Military family member

"Friends" Ep. 5.16: "The One With the Cop"

Phoebe: I'm in Vice. Yeah, in fact, I'm undercover right now. I'm a whore.
Cop: Who... who else is in vice up there?
Phoebe: Um, do you know, um Sipowicz?
Cop: Sipowicz? No, I don't think so.
Phoebe: Yeah, Sipowicz. Yeah, um, big guy, kind of bald.
Cop: No, I don't know him.
Phoebe: Don't try to call him or anything, 'cause he's not there. He's out. His, um... his partner just died.
Cop: Wow. Well, tell Sipowicz I'm real sorry for his loss.
Phoebe: I sure will. Take care.
Cop: Hey! By the way, I'm sure Sipowicz is gonna be all right. I heard that kid from Silver Spoons is really good.

Cop (knocks on door): I'm looking for Phoebe Buffay!
Phoebe: Oh, God, it's him! It's that cop! God, I can't believe it! He found me!
Rachel: Oh my God, Phoebe, are you gonna go to jail?
Phoebe: Well, if I'm going down, I'm taking you with me. Harboring a fugitive? That's one to three years minimum. Good luck, Chandler.


44 posted on 07/14/2006 9:20:40 AM PDT by BaBaStooey (I heart Emma Caulfield.)
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To: goldstategop
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Oh, he was gooooorgeous!

45 posted on 07/14/2006 9:21:34 AM PDT by Oratam
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To: mallardx

She didn't drink a beer. She never got that far. She tried to use a fake license to buy a beer.


46 posted on 07/14/2006 9:22:11 AM PDT by BaBaStooey (I heart Emma Caulfield.)
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To: Military family member
Working as a police patrolman back in the 60's we had a lady in her 80's that would periodically call in to report a "prowler" in her yard.

My experienced partner would recognize the address when we were dispatched to her house and when we got there we would take our flashlights and search around her property.

We never found a prowler, but when we went inside her house to talk to her there was always a fresh-baked pie (still warm) and a pot of coffee.

I kinda' think she just wanted someone to talk to and maybe do a little "Granny nurturing".

47 posted on 07/14/2006 9:26:54 AM PDT by capt. norm (W.C. Fields: "The time has come to take the bull by the tail and face the situation".)
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To: rlmorel

Definitely good-looking


48 posted on 07/14/2006 12:38:23 PM PDT by SlowBoat407 (What is our exit strategy in the war on poverty?)
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To: Screamname
Lorna Jeanne Dudash White Trash
49 posted on 07/14/2006 12:54:31 PM PDT by quark
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To: capt. norm; All

Your story made me think of a passage I read in the book "Cops". It was a book that has interviews with cops where they just told stories, they way you might hear them do if they were at a party having a drink with other cops. A great book, and a very easy read, because each story was only a page or two at the most, sometimes just one paragraph.

In the book, a cop relates a story about a little old lady who said the man next door was parading back and forth in front of the windows of his house with nothing on.

The cops showed up, and she brought them into her kitchen and said "See?" The cops looked at each other and said they didn't see anything. She pulled over a chair, stood on the chair and looked out the row of windows up near the ceiling of the kitchen, looked out and said "Look! He's doing it now!"


50 posted on 07/14/2006 1:46:01 PM PDT by rlmorel (Islamofacism: It is all fun and games until someone puts an eye out. Or chops off a head.)
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