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To: SlowBoat407

Hehe...I can see where that tactic MIGHT work for a FEMALE cop...

GOOD LOOKING FEMALE COP SCENARIO:
"Huh? Go out with you, have dinner and possibly sex with you, or...get a ticket for speeding? Do you still keep your uniform on and use the cuffs...?"

HOMELY FEMALE COP SCENARIO:
"Huh? Go out with you, have dinner and possibly sex with you, or...get a ticket for speeding? Ummm...I'm flattered, but...no thanks. I'll take the ticket."


39 posted on 07/14/2006 9:12:18 AM PDT by rlmorel (Islamofacism: It is all fun and games until someone puts an eye out. Or chops off a head.)
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To: rlmorel

I forgot:

HOMELY FEMALE COP SCENARIO 2:
"Huh? Go out with you, have dinner and possibly sex with you, or...get a ticket for speeding? Ummm...how much will the ticket be?"

HOMELY FEMALE COP SCENARIO 3:
"Huh? Go out with you, have dinner and possibly sex with you, or...get a ticket for speeding? Well, heck now, darlin...that ain't much of a choice now, is it? Your place or mine?" (Male driver adjusts hair in pickup truck rearview mirror...)


42 posted on 07/14/2006 9:16:40 AM PDT by rlmorel (Islamofacism: It is all fun and games until someone puts an eye out. Or chops off a head.)
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To: rlmorel

Definitely good-looking


48 posted on 07/14/2006 12:38:23 PM PDT by SlowBoat407 (What is our exit strategy in the war on poverty?)
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