(Banging head on desktop) I gotta stop reading . . . you guys are gonna give me a heart attack. ROTFLMAO to the umpity ump power!
A smart-a** at a mens club comes up behind a balding member sitting in a chair and carefully rubs the top of his head.
He finishes and says, "Winston, why--your head feels like my wife's bottom!"
Winnie feels his own head, turns, and replies,
"Why, it certainly does!"