>> I'll bet you're the only person to ever use the words "sternocleidomastoid" and "tits" in the same paragraph <<
I checked with the judges: If you're going to use the word, "Sternocleidomastoid" in the same sentence as "tits (sic)," you are obliged to spell the word correctly: T-E-A-T-S. Yes, that is the word; no, they're not just two similar words.
You owe the oracle any given book by Sir Ian Phlegming.
Aw, cr@p. I always screw up when playing grammarian. Of course, you do not spell "sternocleidomastoid", t-e-a-t-s.