With apologies to Shaggy...
Pukin: but she caught you on the tarmac
Rokke: it wasn't me
Pukin: saw you banging on the runway
Rokke: it wasn't me
Pukin: you even had her in the glidepath
Rokee: it wasn't me
Pukin: you even turned from RTO
Rokke: it wasn't me
Pukin: you saw the marks on your FD
Rokke: it wasn't me
Pukin: heard the screams when you hydro'd
Rokke: it wasn't me
Pukin: heard the screams getting louder
Rokke: it wasn't me
Pukin: she stayed until you pumped rudder?"
Shaggy?!? Buddy, you've been in California too long. Unless you're talking about the guy on Scooby Doo.
And seriously...it wasn't me.