[Petruchio]

Where will I find dates to break my Ramadan fasting?

eharmony.com ?

[MarkL]

[an old convict and H.I. lying on their prison bunks, passing the time]
Ear-Bending Cellmate: ...and when there was no meat, we ate fowl and when there was no fowl, we ate crawdad and when there was no crawdad to be found, we ate sand.
H.I.: You ate what?
Ear-Bending Cellmate: We ate sand.
[pause]
H.I.: You ate SAND?
Ear-Bending Cellmate: That's right!

Mark

[neutrino]

Where will I find dates to break my Ramadan fasting?

In the meat department - under the label "pork". That's the special American spelling for dates.

[claudiustg]

---Where will I find dates to break my Ramadan fasting? And, where do I get halal goat meat?---

No problem. Both are ingredients in the misnamed Double Bacon Burger. Order not less than 4, which is the number of purity in our country! That way you may carry extras about in your pockets (or the folds of your robe)! Don't forget to wash them down with a six-pack of Bud. This will leave a pleasant fragrance upon your breath.