Ah, and what a face! The most expensive hair stylists and tailors have availed Michael not at all. He still has those rings under his eyes and the worst hair since Donald Trump. If you make eye contact, you see a pig.
I remember Annie Coulter in an early column about the case -- approximate quote -- "the one thing everybody agrees on is that the husband is creepy."
You beat me to it. I was about to remark his gaze, when you can actually see his eyes, are like our "pet" pig, Porkchop, before we converted him to something more savory.
Well anyway, Mikey Mouse is an appropriate face for the death ghouls. His face says it all.