Underground bunker in China can house 200,000 people

Telugu Portal ^ | July 30 2006 | Telugu Portal

[b4its2late]

Wouldn't want to see 17.78 million trying to cram into a space for 200,000.

They've been practicing in old VW Beetles. That's where they all went. To China.....

[spanalot]

"you help build the bunker that will house their leaders as they are engaged in annihilating Japan, Taiwan, or worse,...Hollywood? Wait, is that worse?"

Boy I wish I know how to post that Peter Sellers character from Dr Strangelove. "Of course, Ve vill haf to repopulate the world and the females will haf to be verry attractive to maximize the effort"

[Lekker 1]

I meant square meters, of course. In any case, it would be a target-rich environment for their enemy.

[Obadiah]

I cannot imagine the chaos and panic of 200,000 people crammed, underground, into 90,000 square feet while loved ones and others are ostensibly being incinerated above, or gassed, or whatever. Yeah, good luck with that one!

[mnehring]

The problem is that 1/3 of the Made in China products are made in Taiwan but are labeled Made in China.

[Tulsa Ramjet]

200,000 people crammed into 90,000 square feet? Have you seen those acrobats? They can stack him four to five high.

[Integrityrocks]

Hey... I want one of those!

[End Times Sentinel]

200,000 Chinese People all crammed into a cave underground. I can only imagine how bad that must smell.

[Centurion2000]

Why would they need this?

Total nuclear war

[Tulsa Ramjet]

I can only imagine how bad that must smell. Probably need a 200,000 of these...

[ErnBatavia]

Big deal...we've got a bunker bigger'n that; it just takes two days to drive to Carlsbad, though...

[AmericanMade1776]

China Population:
1,313,973,713 (July 2006 est.) https://www.cia.gov/cia/publications/factbook/geos/ch.html

Keep digging China, you still have to protect 1,313,773,713 more of your Citizens

[Tulsa Ramjet]

"Total nuclear war"

You think? I wonder what our nation would say if the president came out and said,

Bush: Today, we are going to build an underground bunker to house 200,000 people.
Reporter: Uh,..okay, What about Rice's worthless trip to the Middle East? How long can we expect her to fail? Do you feel loved at all? And a follow up...How do you feel about Dems that pray for you....to fail?
Reporter2: Oh, what's this again about Archie Bunker? How long have you had the same racist attitudes as him?
Reporter3: At what times of the day does Jesus talk to you? Can you ask him about the avarian flue and whether this is the so-called Fourth Seal?

[BigTex5]

Wouldn't want to see 17.78 million trying to cram into a space for 200,000.

Its called New York ;)

[Fitzcarraldo]

"Ich habe einen chinesischen Bruder..."

[khnyny]

LOL. There's always a grain of truth in something that's really funny. It's usually funny, true, sad and absurd simultaneously. You nailed all four.

[Fitzcarraldo]

[Holicheese]

And noone had the foresight to pack any toilet paper.
And only one fussball table.

[Tulsa Ramjet]

who is that cat?

[khnyny]

Sorry to introject, but I believe that is the ever-so-talented Peter Sellers (may he rest in peace) dressed as a "chinaman".