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Suicide Bomber Dies in Pakistan When Belt Explodes Prematurely
Fox News ^ | 8/6/06 | staff

Posted on 08/06/2006 7:56:54 AM PDT by pissant

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To: pissant

LOLOLOL!!!!

Hey, here's an idea: We infidels should each carry on our person a can of Underwood Deviled Ham (no CCW required!), especially if you live near Dearborn.

If confronted by an islamomuzzie, you just whip out the Underwood, pop the tab top, and warn

"Back off, Muslim, before I smear you with pig product!!"


41 posted on 08/06/2006 8:41:47 AM PDT by elcid1970
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42 posted on 08/06/2006 8:50:01 AM PDT by Arrowhead1952 (The media and the democrats are the biggest supporters of the terrorists.)
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To: pissant

I wonder what this button does?


43 posted on 08/06/2006 9:07:27 AM PDT by BadAndy ("Loud mouth internet Rambo")
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To: pissant

Woohoo


44 posted on 08/06/2006 9:07:58 AM PDT by ChadGore (VISUALIZE 62,041,268 Bush fans. We Vote.)
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To: pissant

Gotta hate it when this happens.......LOL


45 posted on 08/06/2006 9:24:32 AM PDT by marmar (Although, I may look different then you....my blood still runs....RED, WHITE, @ BLUE.)
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To: marmar

Maybe he got a cell phone call? A wrong number?


46 posted on 08/06/2006 9:38:07 AM PDT by yevgenie (Q. What is the first sign of AIDS? A. A pounding sensation in the ass.)
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To: pissant; All

If you haven't seen this VW commercial it's along the lines of this news story.

Check this out,

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=1815221818924648671


47 posted on 08/06/2006 9:42:49 AM PDT by be4everfree
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To: elcid1970
"Underwood Deviled Ham"

Good airplane snack, too.

48 posted on 08/06/2006 9:44:01 AM PDT by HangThemHigh (Entropy's not what it used to be.)
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To: yevgenie

One more lifer in He!!, and that is a good thing......


49 posted on 08/06/2006 9:54:17 AM PDT by marmar (Although, I may look different then you....my blood still runs....RED, WHITE, @ BLUE.)
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To: pissant
Suicide Bomber Dies in Pakistan When Belt Explodes Prematurely

Yeah, they HATE it when that happens!!
50 posted on 08/06/2006 10:29:13 AM PDT by DustyMoment (FloriDUH - proud inventors of pregnant/hanging chads and judicide!!)
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To: ChessExpert

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH!!!!


51 posted on 08/06/2006 11:02:02 AM PDT by Suzy Quzy ("When Cabals Go Kaboom"....upcoming book on Mary McCarthy's Coup-Plotters.)
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To: pissant

Another member of the 'Pink Mist Brigade' ;>)


52 posted on 08/06/2006 11:08:02 AM PDT by Ready4Freddy (Hey, look man, I didn't mean to shoot the son of a b!tch. The gun went off. I don't know why.)
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To: pissant
I'm not going to waste my time reading this article, because I already know what my reaction will be "Job well done young man".
53 posted on 08/06/2006 11:15:28 AM PDT by Woodman ("One of the most striking differences between a cat and a lie is that a cat has only nine lives." PW)
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To: be4everfree

Too bad our advertisers only believe in using sex to sell.


54 posted on 08/06/2006 11:17:48 AM PDT by Woodman ("One of the most striking differences between a cat and a lie is that a cat has only nine lives." PW)
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To: Suzy Quzy
I think it is funny too. I didn't come up with it, someone else did on FreeRepublic, hence the quotes. I like your Tagline.
55 posted on 08/06/2006 11:17:50 AM PDT by ChessExpert (MSM: America's one (Democratic) party press)
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Thanks.


56 posted on 08/06/2006 11:19:43 AM PDT by Suzy Quzy ("When Cabals Go Kaboom"....upcoming book on Mary McCarthy's Coup-Plotters.)
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To: pissant

Wonder if there is an ability to send out signals, periodically, to detonate bombs prematurely...like this one?


57 posted on 08/06/2006 11:20:43 AM PDT by shield ( A wise man's heart is at his RIGHT hand; but a fool's heart at his LEFT. Ecc 10:2)
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A suicide bomber was killed early Sunday in southwestern Pakistan when the explosives belt he was wearing exploded prematurely, police said

OH, what a sad, sad story this is (not!).

58 posted on 08/06/2006 11:21:32 AM PDT by LibertarianLiz
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To: pissant

Wardrobe malfunction?


59 posted on 08/06/2006 11:21:35 AM PDT by non-anonymous
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To: pissant
Intelligent Design (or Evolution) in action.
60 posted on 08/06/2006 11:36:42 AM PDT by MNJohnnie (Fire Murtha Now! Spread the word. Support Diana Irey. http://www.irey.com/)
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