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Suicide Bomber Dies in Pakistan When Belt Explodes Prematurely
Fox News ^ | 8/6/06 | staff

Posted on 08/06/2006 7:56:54 AM PDT by pissant

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To: martin_fierro; Lazmataz; Slings and Arrows; rzeznikj at stout
Hop aboard, looks like a good thread.

And invite your ping lists!

Cheers!

61 posted on 08/06/2006 11:39:49 AM PDT by grey_whiskers
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To: pissant

A candidate for the Darwin Awards?


62 posted on 08/06/2006 11:40:25 AM PDT by OnRightOnLeftCoast (U.S. government: Voluntary laws and policies assuring self-destruction)
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To: pissant
Anti-Muslim-bomber Sarcasm Torpedo ARMED. FIRE!!

Today's forecast:

Lightning, thunder, followed a chance of by widely scattered Jihadist.

Cheers!

63 posted on 08/06/2006 11:42:25 AM PDT by grey_whiskers
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To: pissant
Does he get 72 virgins even if he's this incompetent?

Rim-shot Sarcasm Torpedo ARMED. FIRE!!

No, in the case of premature emasculation like this, it acts as a Chastity Belt.

Cheers!

64 posted on 08/06/2006 11:43:18 AM PDT by grey_whiskers
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*BOOM*!

(Voice-over): This public service detonation was brought to you by the Religion of Peace Pieces.

Full Disclosure: Religion of Pizza?

Cheers!

65 posted on 08/06/2006 11:51:04 AM PDT by grey_whiskers
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66 posted on 08/06/2006 1:49:30 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (Pray for peace, prepare for war.)
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FUBAR
67 posted on 08/06/2006 1:57:47 PM PDT by sully777 (You have flies in your eyes--Catch-22)
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To: pissant
A suicide bomber was killed early Sunday in southwestern Pakistan when the explosives belt he was wearing exploded prematurely.....

Cry Me a River
Click the Pic J

68 posted on 08/06/2006 2:29:28 PM PDT by Fiddlstix (Warning! This Is A Subliminal Tagline! Read it at your own risk!(Presented by TagLines R US))
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To: yevgenie
Maybe he got a cell phone call? A wrong number?

The upside of telemarketers.

69 posted on 08/06/2006 2:31:46 PM PDT by Cementjungle
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Maybe he got a cell phone call? A wrong number? The upside of telemarketers.
LOL! Literally LOL! That was good.
70 posted on 08/06/2006 6:48:15 PM PDT by yevgenie (Q. What is the first sign of AIDS? A. A pounding sensation in the ass.)
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To: Extremely Extreme Extremist

Watch Dustin Hoffman blow up real good!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nZa0j4N4Ofs


71 posted on 08/06/2006 7:03:17 PM PDT by GeorgiaYankee
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Thread Jester Ping

A low-volume pinglist dedicated for all the thread jesters out there--you know who you are...8^)

FReepmail rzeznikj at stout or MikefromOhio to be added or struck from the list...

72 posted on 08/06/2006 7:44:12 PM PDT by rzeznikj at stout (ASCII and ye shall receive... (II Computers 3:14))
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To: pissant
I love a happy ending.

:) Breaks your heart, too, huh?

73 posted on 08/06/2006 7:45:31 PM PDT by madison10
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To: rzeznikj at stout

Potential candidate for the 2006 Darwin Award?? : )


74 posted on 08/06/2006 7:49:24 PM PDT by stephenjohnbanker (Taglines for sale or rent. Good "one liners", 50 cents.)
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Or maybe the ultimate joker...


75 posted on 08/06/2006 7:50:43 PM PDT by rzeznikj at stout (ASCII and ye shall receive... (II Computers 3:14))
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To: rzeznikj at stout

Uh, yeah....


76 posted on 08/06/2006 8:02:51 PM PDT by stephenjohnbanker (Taglines for sale or rent. Good "one liners", 50 cents.)
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Pity the fool? Nah...8^)


77 posted on 08/06/2006 8:05:34 PM PDT by rzeznikj at stout (ASCII and ye shall receive... (II Computers 3:14))
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To: rzeznikj at stout

We ain got no steenkin pity!


78 posted on 08/06/2006 8:12:28 PM PDT by stephenjohnbanker (Taglines for sale or rent. Good "one liners", 50 cents.)
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To: stephenjohnbanker

LOL


79 posted on 08/06/2006 8:18:23 PM PDT by rzeznikj at stout (ASCII and ye shall receive... (II Computers 3:14))
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To: pissant

Premature Imasculation?


80 posted on 08/06/2006 8:20:14 PM PDT by tcrlaf (Terrorism-You Reap What You Appease........)
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