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To: goldstategop
BTW...I just recalled getting into "trouble" with Wife and a few of her friends a while back. I didn't realize they were around and was playing a couple of songs on my guitar.

"Pour Me Another Tequila, Shelia...Then Take Off That Red Satin Dress" and "In Spite of Ourselves" that goes...

(John Prine sings...)

She don't like her eggs all runny She looks down her nose at money
Gets it on like the Easter bunny
She's my baby, I'm her honey
Never gonna let her go

(Then Iris Dement checks in)

He ain't got laid in a month of Sundays
I caught him once and he was sniffin' my undies
He ain't too sharp but he gets things done
Drinks his beer like it's oxygen
He's my baby
And I'm his honey
Never gonna let him go

There were a couple of lines in there that got Wife and friends...well undies...all knotted up. If I had realized they were nearby I wouldn't have played the songs.

Happily for me Wife and her friends aren't so sensitive now, and they've even asked me to play the John Prine song a couple of times. NOT when kids are around though, LOL.

prisoner6

6 posted on 08/06/2006 11:57:59 PM PDT by prisoner6 (Right Wing Nuts hold the country together as the loose screws of the Left fall out.)
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To: prisoner6

I am partial to Insane Clown Posse lyrics.....always make me laugh out loud...lol


8 posted on 08/07/2006 12:26:18 AM PDT by BossLady (SKYAGRA - Kim Jong Il's answer to ejectile dysfunction......)
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