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Thatís it, Uncle Sam: The author renounces his US citizenship
The Spectator (U.K.) ^ | 08/12/06 | Boris Johnson

Posted on 08/10/2006 7:25:32 AM PDT by Pokey78

Right. That’s it. Entre nous c’est terminé. After 42 happy years I am getting a divorce from America. From the very emerging of my childhood consciousness I have been aware that in the eyes of billions of people around the world I have won first prize in the lottery of life. I possess it, the thing competed for by everyone from Rupert Murdoch to the most desperate Mexican wetback, and I have it by simple dint of my nativity, on the Puerto Rican Health Scheme, in New York General Hospital, NY, NY.

I am entitled to an American passport. I must confess that this knowledge used vaguely to tinge my sense of identity. My brothers and sisters are British, and so are my parents, and I would like you to know that I am a loyal subject of Her Majesty, speak in an English accent, and for years I have travelled exclusively on a British passport. But my first passport was green, and when we landed at Dover or Heathrow I felt secretly cool to be the one to present his document to be stamped.

Mine were the credentials furnished by the most powerful nation on earth, and signed by former secretary of state Dean Rusk; and when the going has got tough in England it has sometimes crossed my mind that I could yet activate the Schwarzenegger option and flee to the land of opportunity, perhaps beginning as a short-order chef in Miami before winding up as Colorado senator and, inevitably, president.

Always glowing at the back of my mind has been the light from that unused escape hatch. Let’s face it, folks, we manage to endure so many of our earthly captivities by fantasising that we have somewhere a half-open door to another job, another career, another life, or indeed, if we are religious, a life of the world to come. The mere thought of that door is a consolation, even if, as things turn out, we never actually go through it.

Well, as of this week I slam that door shut, and in some indignation. It is not just that I no longer want an American passport. In fact, what I want is the right not to have an American passport, and it is that right, astoundingly, that the Americans are reluctant to give me.

Last Sunday lunchtime we were boarding a flight to Mexico, via Houston, Texas, and we presented six valid British passports. As soon as the Continental Airlines security guy saw my passport, he shook his head. ‘Were you born in New York?’ he asked. ‘Have you ever carried an American passport?’

Yes, I said, but it had long since expired. ‘I am afraid we have a problem,’ he said. ‘The US Immigration say you have to travel on an American passport if you want to enter the United States.’ B-but I’m British, I said, and my children chorused their agreement. Had the guy stuck around a moment longer, I would have told him how jolly British I was — but luckily for him he’d gone off in search of reinforcements.

When the ranking officer arrived, the story was the same. ‘I’m sorry, sir,’ he said, ‘but you’ll have to go to the US Embassy tomorrow morning and get a new American passport.’ But I don’t want an American passport, I said, inspiration striking me. I tell you what: I renounce my American citizenship. I disclaim it. I discard it.

‘That’s not good enough, sir,’ he said. ‘I need some official document saying that you are no longer American,’ and that, of course, is the point of this piece.

I make this formal, public, and, I hope, legally valid renunciation, because as a result of this moronic rule I had to ask my wife (who bore this latest cock-up with amazing good humour) to take the children on her own to Houston, and I then had to spend a stonking sum on another ticket. Because the Americans insisted I was American, and that it was only as an American that I could travel to America, America was the one country that I had to avoid.

So I circumnavigated America. I flew via Madrid, managing to beat the rest of my family to Mexico by 45 minutes; and yet I still seethe. It’s not just the stupidity of the rule that gets me. It’s the arrogance. What other country insists that because you can be one of its nationals, then you must be one of its nationals? Imagine if we told all British-born Americans that they could not arrive in this country except by use of a British passport. I haven’t seen anything so insanely possessive since the negotiations on the Common Fisheries Policy, when the Irish used to claim that the cod stocks of the Atlantic were still Irish in their fishy souls, even though they had long since emigrated to Portuguese waters.

As far as I can interpret the psychology of the rule, which has only been applied since 9/11, it is part of America’s new them-and-us mentality, the Manichaean division of the world into Americans and non-Americans, obliterating any category in between. Listen, buddy, the Americans seem to be saying. You got a right to be American? Then you do us the courtesy of travelling on the world’s number one passport when you come here. What you got to be ashamed of, boy?

Well, I love America. But I don’t like being pushed around and kicked off flights to what, after all, they claim is my home country. Condi, Mr Ambassador, whoever is in charge — I hereby renounce my birthright. Strike me off the list.

Consider me, as you put it, an ‘alien’. Even as I write these words I am conscious of the huge potential benefits my children will now never have. Of course, it is true that it is not all jam, carrying an American passport. You tend to be first overboard when your ship is hijacked by Arabs; but then these days the Brits walk the plank pretty soon, too; and think of the advantages, that priceless sense of civis Americanus sum; that the sanctity of your life is guaranteed by the hyperpower.

Compare America’s tigerish love of her children with the pitiless indifference we show to British passport-holders from Zimbabwe. The Americans would never allow me to be tried by an international court. The Americans would never let me be extradited to face trial in the UK, even if — particularly if — I was involved in IRA atrocities, while we supinely offer up our subjects without demanding any evidence whatsoever.

These blessings must now remain untested by me and my descendants, and I tender my resignation from the United States, with sadness, but in the knowledge that she is probably big enough to rub along without me. Goodbye and God bless, America.


TOPICS: Culture/Society; Editorial; Foreign Affairs; Government; News/Current Events; United Kingdom
KEYWORDS: bloodygit; blowhard; borisjohnson; doornobrearend; goodriddance; nowthatsanopus; vsign; weareinconsolablenot
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1 posted on 08/10/2006 7:25:33 AM PDT by Pokey78
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To: Pokey78

Later, Boris.


2 posted on 08/10/2006 7:27:10 AM PDT by 1rudeboy
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Bye


3 posted on 08/10/2006 7:27:21 AM PDT by SmithL (The fact that they can't find Hoffa is proof that he never existed.)
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To: Pokey78

Later, dude. Good luck on that transatlantic flight back home.


4 posted on 08/10/2006 7:27:45 AM PDT by Coop (No, there are no @!%$&#*! polls on Irey vs. Murtha!)
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To: Pokey78

Good riddance.


5 posted on 08/10/2006 7:28:08 AM PDT by Restore
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FOAD, Boris.


6 posted on 08/10/2006 7:28:38 AM PDT by Jim Noble (I say we take off and nuke the site from orbit - it's the only way to be sure.)
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To: Pokey78

Boris Johnson is, and always has been, a bit of a boob. Yes, I think we'll rub along quite nicely.


7 posted on 08/10/2006 7:28:47 AM PDT by prion (Yes, as a matter of fact, I AM the spelling police)
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To: Pokey78
As far as I can interpret the psychology of the rule, which has only been applied since 9/11, it is part of America’s new them-and-us mentality

I guess the author was asleep during the London Train Bombings...

8 posted on 08/10/2006 7:29:15 AM PDT by 2banana (My common ground with terrorists - They want to die for Islam, and we want to kill them.)
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To: Pokey78

I don't get it. He doesn't seem to hate America or want a 'divorce' for any other reason than "just because".


9 posted on 08/10/2006 7:29:32 AM PDT by Lazamataz (Islam is a perversion of faith, a lie against human spirit, an obscenity shouted in the face of G_d)
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To: Pokey78

Buh
Buh
Buh
Buh

Bye!


10 posted on 08/10/2006 7:29:41 AM PDT by rottndog (WOOF!!!)
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To: Pokey78
Boris Johnson;

Say Hi to Nastasha, Rocky and Bullwinkle say good riddence..

11 posted on 08/10/2006 7:29:42 AM PDT by hosepipe (CAUTION: This propaganda is laced with hyperbole.)
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To: Pokey78

Americans don't name their kids Boris - this guy is a fraud.


12 posted on 08/10/2006 7:30:03 AM PDT by keithtoo (Israeli defense strategy "Cogito Ergo Boom!")
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To: Pokey78

If only Cindy Sheehan, Michael Moore, et al would do the same.


13 posted on 08/10/2006 7:30:11 AM PDT by rightwingintelligentsia (Democrats, Euroweenies, and the MSM--the Axis of Appeasement)
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To: Coop

Boris Badinoff : )


14 posted on 08/10/2006 7:30:18 AM PDT by stephenjohnbanker (Taglines for sale or rent. Good "one liners", 50 cents.)
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To: Pokey78
I make this formal, public, and, I hope, legally valid renunciation,

....that doesn't mean a thing. If he wants to renounce his citizenship he needs to do it legally and officially by way of the state department. I suspect he knows that already but hopes the reader doesn't.
15 posted on 08/10/2006 7:30:29 AM PDT by cripplecreek (If stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us out?)
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To: Pokey78

Hey, Boris, I've got a book in mind that I thought you might enjoy. It's called "Whining For Dummies."


16 posted on 08/10/2006 7:30:36 AM PDT by RexBeach ("There is no substitute for victory." - Douglas MacArthur)
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To: Pokey78

These people are getting so tiresome.

If they must be boobs, can't they just shut up about it already?


17 posted on 08/10/2006 7:30:45 AM PDT by CertainInalienableRights
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To: Pokey78

Don't let the door hit you on the ass on the way out, dickhead.


18 posted on 08/10/2006 7:30:53 AM PDT by MplsSteve
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To: Pokey78

Dear Boris,

Good riddance. Don't let the doorknob hit you in the a$$.

Sincerely,

hotshu


19 posted on 08/10/2006 7:30:56 AM PDT by hotshu
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To: keithtoo

Not exactly a jolly good British name either, so what gives?


20 posted on 08/10/2006 7:31:25 AM PDT by ichabod1 (Yalla yalla yalla, send you back to allah, screw you inshallah, along with hezballah.)
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To: Pokey78
Bon voyage, Boorish.....um, Boris.

Leni

21 posted on 08/10/2006 7:31:26 AM PDT by MinuteGal (Israel Holds Firm !................No Retreat means No Repeat !)
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To: Pokey78
What an *ss and crybaby. He is crying because he screwed up and is blaming the US for it. Incompetent POS.
22 posted on 08/10/2006 7:31:28 AM PDT by trashcanbred (Anti-social and anti-socialist)
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To: Pokey78

Don't let the door hit ya...


23 posted on 08/10/2006 7:31:48 AM PDT by toomuchcoffee
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To: Pokey78

why on earth do these people think anyone cares what they do - so full of self importance !!


24 posted on 08/10/2006 7:31:58 AM PDT by finallyatexan
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To: Pokey78

Don't let the door hit ya where the good lord split ya.


25 posted on 08/10/2006 7:31:59 AM PDT by SoftballMominVA
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To: Coop
Later, dude. Good luck on that transatlantic flight back home.

Wouldn't that be funny? He can't get back into the UK because the airport is shut-down due to a terror threat. LOL

26 posted on 08/10/2006 7:32:20 AM PDT by 1rudeboy
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To: Pokey78
Boris is remarkably immature for a 42 year old.
27 posted on 08/10/2006 7:33:39 AM PDT by trisham (Zen is not easy. It takes effort to attain nothingness. And then what do you have? Bupkis.)
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To: Pokey78

How did it write this on August 12th, 2006, two days from now?


28 posted on 08/10/2006 7:33:40 AM PDT by subterfuge (If Liberals hated terrorists like they hate Bush the war would be over by now)
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To: 2banana

Poor America, one less idiot.
How on earth will we make it without him?


2banana- Love the tagline!


29 posted on 08/10/2006 7:33:59 AM PDT by GottaLuvAkitas1 (Ronald Reagan is the TRUE "Father Of Our Country".)
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To: cripplecreek

That was the point. The bad old State Department was making him do that so he thought he'd write off the cost of the paperwork, and probably that unrestricted ticket to Mexico or wherever, by writing a column about it. In fact, now that I think about it, I'm sorry I wasted 5 minutes of my life over this. I expected an OPUS, for Pete's sake, not a complaint about bureaucracy.


30 posted on 08/10/2006 7:34:02 AM PDT by ichabod1 (Yalla yalla yalla, send you back to allah, screw you inshallah, along with hezballah.)
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To: Pokey78
One down, about 30 million to go. If only all the loony left would follow his example. I'd even be willing to see my tax dollars used for their transportation.

Adios Boris.
31 posted on 08/10/2006 7:34:23 AM PDT by InABunkerUnderSF
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To: MplsSteve

Friggin' ditto my brotha.


32 posted on 08/10/2006 7:34:35 AM PDT by domenad (In all things, in all ways, at all times, let honor guide me.)
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To: Pokey78

Well, as long as it is not being done to escape the outstanding obligations [say, some tax liabilities incurred but not yet paid] - let him renounce his citizenship - not in newspaper, though, but before a consular official.


33 posted on 08/10/2006 7:35:00 AM PDT by GSlob
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To: Pokey78

Maybe slightly OT, but I have NEVER believed in multiple citizenships. Under no circumstances.


34 posted on 08/10/2006 7:35:02 AM PDT by EagleUSA
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To: subterfuge
And yes, I meant it.
35 posted on 08/10/2006 7:35:57 AM PDT by subterfuge (If Liberals hated terrorists like they hate Bush the war would be over by now)
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36 posted on 08/10/2006 7:36:52 AM PDT by Dominick ("Freedom consists not in doing what we like, but in having the right to do what we ought." - JP II)
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To: Pokey78

So ... did anybody bother to read the article?

Boris is having a go at the - apparently moronic - American rules for passenger transit. He loves America. But a thousand kneejerk Freepers just put their fingers in their ears.


37 posted on 08/10/2006 7:37:35 AM PDT by agere_contra
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Jeez, what a grandstanding drama queen.

Emphasis on queen.

Just leave already and quit boring the rest of us to death. Like anybody cares this little pansy was inconvenienced by INS during his worldly travels.

38 posted on 08/10/2006 7:39:45 AM PDT by liberty_lvr (Those who stand for nothing fall for anything.)
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To: 2banana

And perhaps still asleep this morning.


39 posted on 08/10/2006 7:39:51 AM PDT by 7thson (I've got a seat at the big conference table! I'm gonna paint my logo on it!)
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To: finallyatexan
"so full of self importance"

I've taken to calling them cows; I'm the Center Of the World and anything, no matter how trivial, that happens to me is of critical importance and I should be able to make all the rules and, if not, break any of them that I don't agree with.

In other words your typical d*ckhead.

40 posted on 08/10/2006 7:41:15 AM PDT by Proud_texan (Philosophy consists very largely of one philosopher arguing that all others are jackasses.)
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To: Pokey78
Hey, a Brit twit opus. Don't worry, Boris. We've got an ample supply of self-important authors right here. You were superfluous.
41 posted on 08/10/2006 7:43:10 AM PDT by LexBaird ("Politically Correct" is the politically correct term for "F*cking Retarded". - Psycho Bunny)
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Anybody have a picture of this dung-sack? I like to know and see whom I despise.


42 posted on 08/10/2006 7:45:09 AM PDT by Dionysius
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To: Pokey78

Feel free to stay away as long as you like, Boris. In fact, don't come back at all and we'll all be better off.


43 posted on 08/10/2006 7:48:34 AM PDT by Chi-townChief
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You renounce your citizenship because of an airport snafu? Are you sure your parents aren't French?

Do not deign to bore us, Boris. Make good use of the exit door-us.

44 posted on 08/10/2006 7:48:50 AM PDT by IronJack
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To: Pokey78; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; SandyInSeattle; Darksheare; OSHA; ...
Get to work, dickweed.


45 posted on 08/10/2006 7:49:23 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows (Visit www.greenhelmetguy.com! We'll put a corpse on the rubble for you.)
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I do believe that giving up US citizenship should be much, much easier. And I believe that we would all benefit if we tried to persuade our congressmen of that idea.

It should be as easy as an uncontested divorce.

There are only four things that can be quickly proven, that should in any way slow the process down.

1) Criminal conviction or evasion of a felony charge.
2) Tax evasion or attempted money laundering.
3) Espionage or intent to violate US law after departure.
4) Unwillingness of another country to grant citizenship.

On average, perhaps one or two hundred thousand American citizens would each year exercise their option to leave for good. And *this* is the important part.

Almost all of them are kooks, freaks, the mentally ill and moonbats. Good riddance!

Many of them are deserving enough to get a free one-way ticket out.


46 posted on 08/10/2006 7:49:30 AM PDT by Popocatapetl
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To: agere_contra

So renouncing his U.S. citizenship is simply a metaphor? I hadn't thought of that . . . .


47 posted on 08/10/2006 7:49:46 AM PDT by 1rudeboy
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To: Pokey78
the huge potential benefits my children will now never have.

Correct me if I'm wrong, but since his children were born to an American citizen, aren't they also US citizens by default?

48 posted on 08/10/2006 7:50:00 AM PDT by mollynme (cogito, ergo freepum)
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To: ichabod1

There was a troll rant posted last week that complained about how hard it was to renounce ones citizenship. In fact I've heard similar comments from liberals lately.

I think the game is to convince us that we're held hostage behind the iron curtain of America. In reality the biggest impediment to renouncing one's citizenship is getting another country to accept you. The simple fact is that the state department isn't going to allow millions of liberals renounce their citizenship only to have them remain in this country.

I've done some reading on it so I can show whiny liberals how to go about "escaping concentration camp Amerikkka". So far there have been no takers.


49 posted on 08/10/2006 7:50:34 AM PDT by cripplecreek (If stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us out?)
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To: Pokey78; tx_eggman

AMFYOYO


50 posted on 08/10/2006 7:50:43 AM PDT by SpinnerWebb (It's time to play Cowboys and Muslims)
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