[colrpfournier]

She's been working with glue too much.

[paddles]

Staffer: "Good morning Ms. Smith, here's your morning coffee, how are you this morning?"

Sen Smith: "Thank you, I feel great! Why, I got on my bathroom scale this morning and you wouldn't believe what it said."

Staffer: "One at a time, please?"

OWWWWWWWWWW!