"... the true story of a man named Michael Kenyon who forced enemas onto some unlucky college students at the University of Illinois over a ten year period stretching from 1965 until he graduated in 1969 as an accountant - go figure.
He moved around the country working for the IRS and wherever he was stationed, enema bandit attacks would occur.
When he returned to Illinois in 1974 he went on a bit of a spree and it was at this point that the cops finally nabbed him.
Frank Zappa wrote a song about it entitled The Illinois Enema Bandit which can be found on the album Zappa In New York."
Hey, he was just practicing for his next tax-audit case!