Iowa to showcase White House hopefuls (Howard Dean 'butter cow' caption opportunity)

AP on Yahoo ^ | 8/10/06 | Henry C. Jackson - ap

[TexasCajun]

Yep, Udderly double-repulsive!

[GeronL]

"There's no place in America where you have more potential impact on how people will talk about policy than Iowa," said former House Speaker Newt Gingrich, R-Ga.,

KISS BUTT ALERT.

"and there is no better place to find Iowans than Iowa"

[6SJ7]

Is that a butter-sculpture of John Kerry's Ducati motorcycle in front of Howard Dean?

[hawkeye101]

Michael Reagan will be at the WHO Radio Crystal Studios today signing books on the fairgrounds; the same place his father broadcasted from in Des Moines 70 years ago. I'm sure most liberals stay away from the WHO studio; too much intelligence and common sense and morality and logic for them to comprehend there.

[tlb]

C.J.
I don’t get it. How can you not want to see the butter cow?

TOBY
I’m that way.

C.J.
There’s also a butter Elvis and a butter Last Supper, which has, I swear to God, Toby...

TOBY
Butter on the table?

C.J.
It’s got butter on the table right there between butter James and butter Peter. An almost mind-blowing vortex of art and material that dares the viewers to recall Marcel Duchamp.

TOBY
How do they keep it from melting?

C.J.
How indeed.

They walk back to the staff cabin.

C.J.
Butter, butter, butter, butter, butter, butter, butter.