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What It Takes to Be a Good Democrat
Human Events Online ^ | 11 August 2006 | Michael Lewis

Posted on 08/10/2006 11:09:07 PM PDT by Aussie Dasher

Unable to “hash” out a coherent, unified position on any issue, Democrats are fielding a variety of leftist ideas this election season. Such campaign promises include taxing funerals, reducing the child tax credit for middle class families, and letting pedophiles live near schools so they can vote -- for Democrats. Never forget the chief campaign promise of Democrats: take our quasi-socialist government and institute full-blown Marxism.

While Democrats claim to oppose Communism, their actions tell a different story. Efforts to nationalize industries, establish a single-payer healthcare system, and abolish all references to God are indicative of their quest for a utopia based in secularism and excessive equality. All of this war for ideas, of course, is won in America’s public school classrooms, where teachers promote “open-mindedness” by displaying portraits of Che Guevara. The rhetoric is of course cloaked in moderation. Fear of lynching by the American public prevents Democrats from saying what they truly believe.

Despite conclusions by political pundits of all stripes that the 2004 election was a referendum on values, Democrats seem more hell-bent than ever on moving the Party further to the left, as is evidenced by their selection of nut job Howard Dean as Party spokesman. Polls may show public dissatisfaction with the Republican Congress, but dissatisfaction with the minority Party is even greater. The last time the minority had a lower satisfaction rating than the majority was -- wait, that’s actually never happened before.

The inability to articulate a political platform palatable to the American public leaves Democrats stooping to new lows each passing day. Pinning their hopes on a cut-and-run strategy in the war on terror leaves them clamoring to whip the Caucus into line. In fact, minor signs of bipartisanship and independence by members of Democratic Party are a death sentence via mob lynching for the perpetrator. Such an execution resembles a Purple Haze fan club gathering.

Unable to win at the ballot box, Democrats of late have increasingly relied on the federal courts to implement their agenda. Judges who stick to the Constitution are labeled extremists, bigots, and a slew of racial epithets. However, the control of the judiciary seems to be slipping from the Democrats. Recent State Supreme Court rulings in heavily Democratic states such as New York and Washington have dealt serious blows to efforts to redefine marriage.

Left with few options, Democrats have resorted to internal political witch hunts in an effort to seize control of the country. Former Democratic Vice-Presidential candidate and longtime Sen. Joe Lieberman (D.-Conn.) was beat out by a primary challenger as a result of his support for Jewish causes, like the defeat of Islamofascism. Support for the war in Iraq, coupled with criticism of Democrats and St. Clinton’s sex escapades landed him in hot water with burnt-out ‘60s radicals. Ned Lamont, Lieberman’s previously unknown billionaire challenger, gained a 4-point lead in the polls by criticizing a kiss Lieberman received from President Bush at this year’s State of the Union address. It is now apparent that Democrats’ ancestors were no doubt the mob of people screaming “crucify Him!” to Pontius Pilate. In fact, one of Lieberman’s campaign advisor recently told the New York Times that “there is a growing tolerance for anti-Semitism in the Progressive community.”

Even Boy Clinton said that the plan to purge Democrats who waver from the party on one issue was the most ridiculous election strategy he’s ever heard of. Still, John Kerry declined to support Lieberman. But alas, Stalin purged his comrades, too.

In order to be a “good Democrat” these days, one must posses a myopic obsession with personally hating the President, coupled with an appreciation for good hash and Willie Nelson songs. If deviance on one issue is all it takes to run a fellow party man up a flagpole, then McCain, Hagel, Graham, Frist, Chafee, DeWine, and Specter should all be hanging from the oaks in front of the Capitol. To the contrary, the Republican Party has always been a big-tent party where members are free to think independently. Despite our disagreements, we still respect McCain, et al as great men.

Dig this joint, man.


TOPICS: Editorial; Government; News/Current Events; Philosophy; Politics/Elections
KEYWORDS: 2006; commies; dopeydems; rats; terminallyleft; traitors
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OK...Hitlery, BJ, f'nKerry, Lard Ass, Pelosi, Howie, Hallucinatin' Harry, Al the Loser...I give up: What is a "good Democrat"?
1 posted on 08/10/2006 11:09:09 PM PDT by Aussie Dasher
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To: Aussie Dasher

A great read.


2 posted on 08/10/2006 11:10:56 PM PDT by ChadGore (VISUALIZE 62,041,268 Bush fans. We Vote.)
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To: ChadGore

The same thing that makes you a good Yankee at Andersonville?


3 posted on 08/10/2006 11:11:37 PM PDT by 308MBR ( "She pulled up her petticoat, and I pulled out for Tulsa!" Abstinence training from Bob Wills.)
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To: Aussie Dasher

4 posted on 08/10/2006 11:13:33 PM PDT by Lancey Howard
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To: Aussie Dasher

Dead!


6 posted on 08/10/2006 11:17:02 PM PDT by diverteach
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To: diverteach; dead
Dead!

Don't you know your supposed to ping fellow Freepers before you mention them. :)

7 posted on 08/10/2006 11:19:15 PM PDT by dfwgator
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To: Aussie Dasher

Q: What it takes to be a good democrat?

A:
1. Blind devotion to victimization and political correctness and
2. Raging hatred of G. W. Bush.


8 posted on 08/10/2006 11:24:44 PM PDT by hotshu
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To: Aussie Dasher
we still respect McCain, et al as great men.

I don't.

9 posted on 08/10/2006 11:28:20 PM PDT by Graybeard58 (Remember and pray for SSgt. Matt Maupin - MIA/POW- Iraq since 04/09/04)
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To: Aussie Dasher

The only good Democrat is a de*d Democrat.


10 posted on 08/10/2006 11:28:40 PM PDT by Darteaus94025
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To: Darteaus94025

They all ARE - from the neck up!!!!


11 posted on 08/10/2006 11:30:02 PM PDT by Aussie Dasher (The Great Ronald Reagan & John Paul II - Heaven's Dream Team!)
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Get a load of this latest tripe that basically states that today's anti-terrorism efforts were a plot out of the WH/GOP election strategy - right off the DU homepage:

The Grand Strategy

12 posted on 08/10/2006 11:34:42 PM PDT by NotJustAnotherPrettyFace
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To: NotJustAnotherPrettyFace

Poor b*stards! They're really in a bad way!


13 posted on 08/10/2006 11:38:32 PM PDT by Aussie Dasher (The Great Ronald Reagan & John Paul II - Heaven's Dream Team!)
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14 posted on 08/10/2006 11:44:22 PM PDT by garbageseeker ("The best form of defense is attack." -Karl Philippe Gottfried von Clausewitz)
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To: Graybeard58

we still respect McCain, et al as great men.
I don't.


McCain is still a conservative, he just disagrees on a few major issues but he's pro-life and against the homo agenda.


15 posted on 08/11/2006 12:11:41 AM PDT by garylmoore (Faith is the assurance of things unseen.)
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To: garylmoore

Anti-first amendment....


16 posted on 08/11/2006 12:12:19 AM PDT by Crazieman (The Democratic Party: Culture of Treason)
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To: Aussie Dasher

"What is a "good Democrat"?"

A retired and mute one.


17 posted on 08/11/2006 12:29:48 AM PDT by GoodWithBarbarians JustForKaos (LIBS = Lewd Insane Babbling Scum)
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"Even Boy Clinton said that the plan to purge Democrats who waver from the party on one issue was the most ridiculous election strategy he’s ever heard of. Still, John Kerry declined to support Lieberman. But alas, Stalin purged his comrades, too."

The Democrat Party should be renamed to Bolshecrat. The values it espoused even 30-35 years ago have succumbed to the monied interests of Soros millions, 60s radicals and socialists, and communistic fascists bent on loyalty to the Party above national interest. To call this democratic is pure conartistry.


18 posted on 08/11/2006 1:27:19 AM PDT by combat_boots (Muslims: masters of dead-child porn)
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To: ChadGore
While Democrats claim to oppose Communism, their actions tell a different story

That all changed with Liberman's defeat. I predict Democrats will start to openly embrace socialism and communism.

19 posted on 08/11/2006 2:05:19 AM PDT by CometBaby (You can twist perceptions .. reality won't budge!)
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To: Aussie Dasher
taxing funerals, reducing the child tax credit for middle class families, and letting pedophiles live near schools so they can vote. . .Efforts to nationalize industries, establish a single-payer healthcare system, and abolish all references to God are

One of these things doesn't belong here. All of them are lunacy except the healthcare issue. We essentially have the government paying it already. The US is the only industrialized nation in the world without universal healtcare, but still has the world's most expensive healthcare system. To top it off, the US is at the bottom of the list on the health of its population. Sounds like a pretty darn bad system to me consdering it also creates huge burdens for business

Time to consider some other models. I for one hate the HMO agenda. And, it is only one letter short of the homo-agenda. Think about it.

20 posted on 08/11/2006 2:10:16 AM PDT by Einigkeit_Recht_Freiheit (War is Peace__Freedom is Slavery__Ignorance is Strength)
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