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Winches: Are They Necessary?

Wenches may not be necessary, but they are more fun to be with in the evening than guys.

[lmr]

Yes, nothing like the companionship of a wench, Ah, from shakespeare:

FALSTAFF

Glasses, glasses is the only drinking: and for thy walls, a pretty slight drollery, or the story of the Prodigal, or the German hunting in water-work, is worth a thousand of these bed-hangings and these fly-bitten tapestries. Let it be ten pound, if thou canst. Come, an 'twere not for thy humours, there's not a better wench in England. Go, wash thy face, and draw the action. Come, thou must not be in this humour with me; dost not know me? come, come, I know thou wast set on to this.