[My2Cents]

Let me guess....In a year or so he'll be selling his own bottled water.

[Oztrich Boy]

Bugs or insects that are near death, come in contact with the water, they'll fly away. It's an amazing thing, very, very exciting."

This is a supposed attraction? Rent an Island! Bugs and Insects galore (they don't die) Only 300K$ a week.

[FreedomCalls]

David Copperfield says he's found Fountain of Youth Cash

There, I fixed the typo for you.

[theFIRMbss]

> David Copperfield says he's found Fountain of Youth

Yeah, well, I'm thinking if I were married to this I would get old fast!

[SJSAMPLE]

Private island, millions of bucks in the bank and banging supermodels.

Yeah, he's found it alright.

[ArmstedFragg]

says he has found the "Fountain of Youth"

I thought he broke up with Claudia.

[Vision]

"Ladies and gentleman I give you...the Pina Colada!

[BaBaStooey]

We know how Copperfield keeps himself feeling young.

Continuing to perform magic acts with healthy young beautiful ladies, no matter what his age is.

[Bloody Sam Roberts]

Must be them Extree teeeeerestrials that've been a swimmin' in it. Or peein' in it.

[COBOL2Java]

Bugs or insects that are near death, come in contact with the water, they'll fly away. It's an amazing thing, very, very exciting."

There is hope yet for Helen Thomas.

[devolve]